Quote from: Hertsblue on 18 October 2012, 08:09:46 AM
(Raises heavily modified gas-stove)

And gets hernia........

IanS

Nah, she turned me down flat. 

Would that be Hernia, sister of Incontinentia, and wife of Ludicrus Sextus, of Pompeii (or somewhere Up that way)?

Mollinary

Yet more historical information I was previously unaware of.
The stuff I learn here!
Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: mollinary on 18 October 2012, 08:56:38 AM
Would that be Hernia, sister of Incontinentia, and wife of Ludicrus Sextus, of Pompeii (or somewhere Up that way)?

Mollinary

Incontinentia Buttocks?

No, wasn't she the wife of Biggus Dickus, the man who w...s higher than any man in Wome?   

Mollinary

No, she was the barmaid at the Ruptured Tortoise. 

That one is in Reading int it ?

ianS 

Actually on the outskirts of Lymping-cum-Finnish. 

Of course - the one in Reading is "The Purple Turtle" 

IanS

(I think I have the idea on this?)

Vulpine kicks the doors open and strides in. The patrons are interupted and look at the new guy. He looks back at them...

"So..." Vulpine opens his gob, "is this the only gender reassignment bar in town..?" he pauses "or is there a better one were they look like men!" 

Don't know, ask your wife, he'S a regular there...



Oh, and the screwdriver is by the door frame, put it back on the hinges as you leave.

I would tell her you said that Lemmey, but she dosnt like me telling tales about her son!

"Thanks for the tip," Vulpine grabs Screwdriver and throws it at Lemmey!

TIf you want useful tools, try the nail gun under the bar for fixing the tables, to your legs!

Screwdriver removed from wall, screwdriver ordered from the bar, v&o, lovely!

If I want unusefull tools there's a bar full of them here!

Vulpine sticks chest out!

Quote from: Vulpine on 16 December 2012, 10:27:25 AM
Vulpine sticks chest out!

...and gets a swift kick in the knackers from behind as Harwood walks in through the broken door.

"Whisky please landlord - single malt, please - none of that blended rubbish."

Pass him the bottle, put it on my tab!

That way we won't feel guilty when he smashes it over someone's head!

Why's Vulpine lying on the floor boys ?
Evening Lemmey, Evnin' Nik....Pass the bottle then.....
(Tsk !.....He hasn't left much, has he ?)

 

Vulpine stands, sheepishly, holding one of the broken doors... "I thought I better pick this up, that's all"