Mathematics in the afterlife

Started by FierceKitty, 20 July 2025, 04:03:38 AM

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In Heaven, of course, there's infinite time available, age of ages, world without end. Those who were of a scholarly inclination in their mortal days have limitless opportunities to go on studying.
The ones with a bent for mathematics usually stop after graduating 90 times, and are honoured after the final degree with the title of "right angels."
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QuoteNon angli, sed angeli!

Not angels but Anglicans? :P ;D  ;D

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d_Guy

Considering the are mathematicians shouldn't that be "Right Angles"?

d_Guy

In the sense that they are no longer obtuse.

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He won't make a 180 on that...
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d_Guy

He really only needs to make a 90, all else follows.  :D

d_Guy

Of course given the infinite time function Heaven might be non-Euclidean, so angels might be right after all :-\

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The mathematians involved in this joke have placed on recuprative leave cos they have sined, however they can still work on their tans on sunny days.
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People  might have the time to understand Advanced Squad Leader
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Quote from: flamingpig0 on 21 July 2025, 02:49:36 AMPeople  might have the time to understand Advanced Squad Leader

But possibly not to play it ...

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