Quote from: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 15 February 2024, 07:12:14 PMYou'll be short changed if you are buying hamster tails by the yard!

No, I should be alright. The agreed upon meeting place was one step beyond, in the middle of the street.

Was it half past noon, just gone monsoon?

Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 February 2024, 11:57:49 AMWas it half past noon, just gone monsoon?

Yes, that's right. I couldn't make it when he originally said, and I couldn't be bothered watching the BBC News After Noon, so arranged it for then. Have you had one of these Russian Hamsters he's selling?

Quote from: Roy on 16 February 2024, 03:45:33 PMYes, that's right. I couldn't make it when he originally said, and I couldn't be bothered watching the BBC News After Noon, so arranged it for then. Have you had one of these Russian Hamsters he's selling?

I had one once - It was delicious.

 

Good to hear. I might just have a Ham-burger, then. I fancy a change from the sautéed Rat-au-Van I had yesterday.

Feeling a bit high (no drugs involved).

Team of 5 won pub quiz, which gets the team 8 beer tokens.

Winners get to go for jackpot. 3 questions, after hearing 2 then 3 you can take the money. team answers as a whole.

Tonight £20, £40, £80.

Question 1.
What is a question mark followed by a exclamation mark.
I immediately queried "do you mean superimposed, because that is an interrobang."

20 quid won, team impressed.

Next prize question.
"Who makes the most tyres?"
I knew this because I HAVE THIS AS A QUESTION IN THE FUTURE AND NOW I CAN'T ASK IT!

Breath Hussar, breath.

I know, do you?

.

Pause for you oiks

LEGO.

40 of your English pounds. Team again impressed I knew 2 straight away.

Question 3.

Remember, after the question there is a choice; take the £40 won or answer, risking the 40.

"Which king died at Stamford Bridge?"

Me. Harald Hardrada.

Quiz master...
...pauses.

"Um, have you got a different name?"

Me "Harold of Norway"

BOOM

BLACK PIG [team name], 80 OF YOUR ENGLISH POUNDS (between 5) AND ADMIRATION OF REST OF TEAM.

Tonight I won more than I spent. 

Nice!

Awesome result!
(Whisper voice)
Now, shouting about money in here, some of the more honest locals might help you 'lose' that same amount, the dishonest...

QuoteMe "Harold of Norway"

Harold of Norway? HAR-OLD OF ***ING NORWAY!!!!
I thought the people who ran your quizzes had a modicum of intelligence? Even bleeding Wikipedia knows the difference!

Who ordered a cheese Tostig??   

That be me .....

Derailment. 'nuff said. 



Back on track. The British version of The Avengers didn't have the same budget as the US version 

And for a bonus, how many points (presumably) are shown in the second image? As points are an important part of stopping derailment - or for causing it, as the case may need.

She is very... hilly...

Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 March 2024, 10:44:57 AMShe is very... hilly...

Indeed! A topographical study.

A poster has been put up in the office...

For the FSN...

Which apparently stands for Female Support Network...

I did wonder...