I have a model of halfling wearing magic ring.

I have a Dwarven Trollslayer with a magic ring though his ... nose

QuoteI have a model of halfling wearing magic ring.

I made one of those in '10mm'....but Leon said people kept sending them back claiming there was nothing in the packet.

Quote from: Techno II on 14 December 2021, 07:37:49 AMI made one of those in '10mm'....but Leon said people kept sending them back claiming there was nothing in the packet.

NOBBY! Coat to chew here!

I ordered one, but there was clearly a SNAFU in packing, and I got a cloaked Klingon warbird in the post.

Right, fess up!

Who ordered the cherry brandy shandy!

What a waste...
I've had to open a bottle of lemonade! 

Well I will drink ALMOST anything alcholic

But where is the slice of lemon I asked for?   

Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 11 April 2022, 11:54:53 AMWell I will drink ALMOST anything alcholic

What, Nobby

Quote from: DecemDave on 11 April 2022, 12:35:37 PMBut where is the slice of lemon I asked for?   

Next to the pickled boiled ostrich egg you ordered.

Old Peculiar, barman.

But enough about me.

You, yes you, Big Raspberry Dog Chew,

What? No it's not an insult, it's a drinks order.

A can of Fallen's Big Raspberry Dog Chew Salted Caramel and Raspberry Milk Stout, if. you. please. Or even if you don't!

Do you want a flake in that?

Yes, indeed! Quarter ounce of Charatan Black Flake, if you would be so kind.

Grated or raw?

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