Quote from: Heedless Horseman on 13 June 2021, 01:01:57 AM
Wonder if there might be a place for a 'Sticky'... a sort of 'Countryfile'. with 'Do's & Don'ts such as for example, postings on :                       

These are true.

In Australia always look under the toilet seat before sitting down.
Beware when holding a Koala they crap a lot, not nice even if it does smell of eucalyptus.
When dealing with a spitting cobra always puff your cheeks full of air as this deters them from spitting at you.
If it does spit at you and you get it in your eyes, human milk  in your eyes will neutralize the venom.

And be careful walking under trees - beware the Drop bear

Drop bears ? Not seen any bears around here 

Quote from: Orcs on 17 June 2021, 08:37:49 AM

If it does spit at you and you get it in your eyes, human milk  in your eyes will neutralize the venom.

   You know every time this happens to me, there is never a lactating female available.

Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 17 June 2021, 09:06:33 AM
Not seen any bears around here 

You never do.

Until it's too late . . .

Ah, yes! Thylarctos plummetus, every bit as dangerous as the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus!

Quote from: DecemDave on 17 June 2021, 09:58:59 AM
 

   You know every time this happens to me, there is never a lactating female available.

last time I looked at a woman's breasts that were not my wifes, it cost me a divorce!!   

Quote from: Ithoriel on 17 June 2021, 10:43:33 AM
Ah, yes! Thylarctos plummetus, every bit as dangerous as the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus!

Shhhh you'll upset the Bobwoppits!

Drop Bears are quite cuddly in realty. Tree Octopi are just cute.
The 'Pelmet Cat', however, IS a fearsome creature! 

So's the hoop snake  ......Wouldn't want one those rolling along behind you !

Cheers - Phil.

Obviously strange wildlife in South Wales.....

Quote from: Orcs on 17 June 2021, 11:05:22 AM
last time I looked at a woman's breasts that were not my wifes, it cost me a divorce!!   

I suspect it wasn't just the looking

"Ruminating" - There's a word you don't hear often enough.

I hear it all the time from a friend of mine - he's a dairy farmer.

I think we should all go back to wearing boaters whilst gaming.