Girl finds Excalibur in Welsh pond? lulz in progress

Started by ErHo, 06 September 2017, 02:51:03 PM

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toxicpixie

07 September 2017, 11:37:25 AM #15
English evolves in usage, it is as used, not some frozen calcified thing :D
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Ithoriel

07 September 2017, 11:40:46 AM #16
Quote from: toxicpixie on 07 September 2017, 11:37:25 AM
English evolves in usage, it is as used, not some frozen calcified thing :D

This!
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

07 September 2017, 11:50:14 AM #17
Fun as it is - stop pulling kitties tail, he cant help having a redundant version of English as his 1st tounge.
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d_Guy

07 September 2017, 03:40:04 PM #18
Quote from: fsn on 07 September 2017, 06:32:23 AM
That's obtuse to 96.3% of the world.

I think your estimate is a tad low, he wispered
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Roy

07 September 2017, 04:54:29 PM #19
Wasn't there tins of beer or lager called Excalibur? In a blue tin, if memory serves me correct.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Ithoriel

07 September 2017, 05:06:35 PM #20
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toxicpixie

07 September 2017, 06:22:33 PM #21
Cor, that looks terrible - right up there with the old purple tin! I'll bet no ones English is very comprehensible after a couple of those :D
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ErHo

07 September 2017, 06:31:35 PM #22
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Excuse me, would you mind if I had just a sip?
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FierceKitty

07 September 2017, 10:56:01 PM #23
Wow. Ian is defending an Americanism. Alert the media!
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fsn

08 September 2017, 06:47:21 AM #24 Last Edit: 08 September 2017, 06:52:51 AM by fsn
Quote from: ErHo on 07 September 2017, 06:31:35 PM

Excuse me, would you mind if I had just a sip?
No. You're obviously too young!

Besides which, when you drank that glass of port we had three chambermaids in the infirmary for weeks ... as well as two page boys, the blacksmith's dog and the Duke of Westmorland, who, might I remind you is 76!

The blacksmith's dog will never look a pork chipolata in the eye again without wincing.

Neither, to be fair, will the Duke of Westmorland.
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ErHo

08 September 2017, 03:02:31 PM #25
Insolence!    :d
 
"Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign."

- Rimmer

fsn

08 September 2017, 04:11:41 PM #26
I say, chaps. The new chap seems to be getting in to the swing of things. A proper chap's chap.
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Roy

08 September 2017, 08:05:55 PM #27
Cheers Ithoriel.

Seems a funny brew, though. Top of the tin it calls itself a beer... and at the bottom a lager! Is it transitioning?

[who's the photo of? just out of interest]
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Sandinista

08 September 2017, 08:22:35 PM #28
Bodmin in Wales?

Cheers
Ian

fsn

08 September 2017, 10:04:34 PM #29
Charlie Boorman as young Mordred in Excalibur, 1981
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