Cheers - Phil

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Infantry - an affair with a toy boy
Gunner - hit the accelerator
T'gallant - Yorkshire lothario
Centurion - pushed Yuri forward (used of an entirely expendable resource)
Minefield - property of a German farmer
Cannon - in an unopened tin
Barrage - age limit in a French pub
Tankie - what a Yorkshireman blows his nose with
Engineer - expression of surprise when opening the boot of a Kubelwagen

  to both!

Quote from: Ithoriel on 12 January 2017, 04:05:48 PM
More for the Uxbridge English Dictionary

Infantry - an affair with a toy boy
Gunner - hit the accelerator
T'gallant - Yorkshire lothario
Centurion - pushed Yuri forward (used of an entirely expendable resource)
Minefield - property of a German farmer
Cannon - in an unopened tin
Barrage - age limit in a French pub
Tankie - what a Yorkshireman blows his nose with
Engineer - expression of surprise when opening the boot of a Kubelwagen

Chieftain - Primary sun lotion
Barbary Pirate - Buccaneer who's a bit like a barber
Tartar - One pirate asking if his comrade would like to visit a prostitute, and his comrade assenting
Ballista - a blister on a gentleman's what-not.
Scutum - mis-aligned belly
Gladiator - pleased I pleased my lady
Galleon - The Dark Lord's twin sister
Cossack - Because of the bag
Gambeson - Male offspring of Gambe
Tricorn - attempt maize
Bicorn - purchase maize
Breastplate - platter of chicken

fsn, you and I should be on the stage ... one leaves for Deadwood at noon!

Cornet - maize eaten
Trumpet - Yorkshire pirate asking his Geordie girlfriend to pass him a drink
Drum - home of the Prince Bishops
Saxophone - bags full of mobiles
Gunnery - sort of like a gunner
Derange - where you practice marksmanship in the Carribean
Squadron - who's playing today, Mr Atkinson?
Sherman - certainly sir
Honey - a bit like a Hun
Cromwell - to curse like Conan
Sheridan - aperitif, Daniel?

Quote from: Ithoriel on 12 January 2017, 05:52:14 PM
Cromwell - to curse like Conan

Bravo Sir! Well played!

 

Vickers Gun - The way the Church of England encourages donations
Ninja - glass container for your nins.
Samurai - Drunk enquiring if his friend Samuel is all right
MTB - Hungry apian
Mongol - Frenchman's objective
Centaur - made a gift of a prostitute
Spearman - a South African substitue player
Paradiddle - to  interfere with an Airborne soldier
Spitfire - 350,000 on the Scoville scale
Hurricane - cattle prod
Perspex - reading glasses
Frigate - effect temporary repair
Bondi - Yoda, the British secret agent
Bomb bay - a place where ducks are fish
Chaffee - a bit like strips of metal foil released in the air to obstruct radar detection
Garand - A London cabbie's enjoinder to pass
Lewis Gun - Techno's Bren


*heh* Cromwell!

Please stop me ...  ...

All very good ! 

Cheers - Phil

I now know an awful lot more about fixing Ford Focus wing mirrors and Citeron glove box catches than I did this morning!
I have also learned where not to put my thumb!

With wrist still not good enough, I've been totting up my purchases since I relaunched wargaming in 2013. I buy 10mm from Pendraken, 1:600 aircraft from Tumbling Dice and 1:600 ships from Heroics and Ros. I think I have about 7500 Pendraken figures, 600 Pendraken Vehicles, 600 aircraft and 48 ships. This excludes forces that I've started buying, but haven't finished buying (those marked SB) - as I son't start painting until I've bought everything. The bit that worries me is that only about 40% is painted and based!  

In 2017 I shall be disciplined! I shall paint lots! I feel a Napoleonic enthusiasm coming on, but I need to get my technique right. I've got some Prussians on order so I'll use them as a test bed. Also got some Korean War  a/c on the paint table. And some T35s. Perhaps I need to be more disciplined and finish off ranges before starting new ones.    

Early Stuff         
   Greek, Roman, Carthaginian    SB   1200
   Norman, Viking, Saxon   0%   1000
   Matilda and Stephen   80%   600
   Bannockburn   0%   600
   War of the Roses   100%   400
   War of the Spanish Succession   10%   1700
         
Napoleonic         
   French    SB   1200
   British    SB   1200
   Prussian    SB   1200
   +Portuguese, Spanish, Saxon, Bavarian, Russian, Austrian   SB   
         
ACW      25%   400
         
WWII A company of infantry, plus a squadron of tanks, plus artillery, At etc         
   Polish 1940    SB   150
   French 1940   90%   150
   British 1940   100%   150
   German 1940   100%   150
   Russian 1941   99%   150
   British 1942   100%   150
   Italian 1942   10%   150
   USA 1943   100%   150
   German 1944   30%   150
   British 1944   30%   150
         
WWII Airborne Forces         
   German 1940   0%   150
   German 1944   0%   150
   UK 1944   0%   150
   UK Commando 1941    SB   150
   USA 1944   0%   150
         
WWII Platoon + troop of tanks (50 +3)      
   Japanese 1944    SB   50
   US Marines 1944    SB   50
         
Other Stuff         
   Sci Fi (zombies etc)   100%   500
   1920s Desert Imagination   100%   120
   1950s Desert Imagination   90%   120
         
Airforces (1:600)         
   WWI 1917 (Brit & German)   20%   120
   France 1940   0%   48
   Britain 1940   0%   90
   German 1940   0%   72
   USSR 1941    SB   72
   Italy 1942   50%   44
   British 1942   50%   68
   British Naval    SB   90
   German 1942    SB   16
   USA 1944   100%   48
   German 1944   100%   26
   British 1944   0%   56
   US Naval 1941    SB   38
   Japanese Naval 1941    SB   70
   US Naval 1944    SB   70
   Japanese Naval 1944    SB   70
   Japanese Army Air Force   SB   36
   Korean War    SB   68
   1960s UK & USSR    SB   74
   Falklands    SB   30
   1973 Arab-Israeli   100%   51
   1967 Vietnam    SB   30
         
Mosquito War – WWII MTB warfare  (1:600)      SB   48

Impressive fsn!
You clearly have a wide ranging interest (although I sadly note that you are still avoiding the heart of the Musket & Pike era  )
I hope that your wrists limber up soon and you can get on with your re-dedication to our beautiful obsession.
Paint well my friend.

Quote from: mad lemmey on 15 January 2017, 04:05:57 PM
I now know an awful lot more about fixing Ford Focus wing mirrors and Citeron glove box catches than I did this morning!
I have also learned where not to put my thumb!

I meant to comment before but lost the thread. I could not help thinking that like the "M-1 thumb" you have discovered a new, self-inflicted wound. 

Quote from: d_Guy on 22 January 2017, 12:55:14 PM
You clearly have a wide ranging interest (although I sadly note that you are still avoiding the heart of the Musket & Pike era   )

'tis true. I've never been a big fan of the 18th Century putting all my energies into 1812-1815. The early days of gunpowder are a bit too ... twinkly for my taste. I also don't have a big interest in the C19 - except for the ACW which I like for its simplicity. I am though, a butterfly. I know I could get interested in the English Civil War and I'd love to do a Chocolate Box late C19 with scarlet clad Brits, white clad Austrians and Prussians in spikey helmets.

I can also see me doing Korean War, Indo-China War, Viet Nam War, Yom Kippur, and India-Pakistan (that's a new one for me). With the lovely new Imperial Rome sculpts, I'm also looking for a suitable foe before I dive into that.

My plan for 2017 is Napoleonics and Korean War. What will probably happen is that I will get really enthusiastic about Samurai or triremes or (and the Tumbling Dice thread tempts me) Napoleonic sail. Or something else.

Quote from: d_Guy on 22 January 2017, 12:55:14 PM
Paint well my friend.

If only!   But thank you.

Fsn said:

Quote...I am though, a butterfly.

Since we both re-entered the hobby at about the same time I know that characteristic well. So little time it seems to catch up on so much.

I'm thinking of moving my work space/room down to the Doc's surgery to save travel time.

Down there today for yet another blood pressure test......Huzzah ! It's now within excellent limits for someone of my age.
That's sorted then. (Though I still have to keep monitoring it.....B*gger....I was going to stop taking one of the pills so my leg goes back to its normal skinny size.....Without telling them)

Phone call later from the Doc's......"Will you come down for another blood test" ..(GROAN !!  )....All the 'bloods' from last time are fine......Except you're somewhat anaemic.
(I mean...what do they expect... with all the samples they keep taking out of my puny frame.......I've not got limitless blood they can keep nicking.)

So....Doc's today.....Doc's tomorrow.....Hospital on Friday for the CT scan.
I don't know how I'm getting any work done, at all, at the moment.

Cheers - Phil.

Sculpt in the car? 

I have to admit........I've been thinking of taking some green stuff, dental tools and the optivisor down to the surgery.

Though I'd have to praise our local surgery, as they never seem to be running TOO late.
I was due to see the nurse at 10, this morning.....arrived at 5 minutes to 10.....saw 'Jen' at 10:01 and was out by ten minutes past.

Cheers - Mr Sicknote. 

Quote from: Techno on 24 January 2017, 03:48:45 PM
Down there today for yet another blood pressure test......Huzzah ! It's now within excellent limits for someone of my age.

Didn't know they had stats for someone as old as yourself ! 

I sympathise though.

IanS