Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

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Orcs

Quote from: Jim Ando on 11 November 2016, 08:24:03 AM
Hi

Can we now call the USA,  Trumpton.

Jim

No Trumpton was managed by sensible people who were scarily wooden,. while the US is normally managed by daft/stupid people who are scarily real
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Westmarcher

Quote from: Jim Ando on 11 November 2016, 08:24:03 AM
Hi

Can we now call the USA,  Trumpton.

Jim

;D ;D

If so, here's the new National Anthem -


... and lets not forget that he's already visited Trumptonshire  :-B 



:D
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Jim Ando

Hi

I can remember Trumpton from when I was just a small boy and was totally in awe of the puppets  now the puppets are in total awe of Trumpton.

Jim


fsn

I have a Dremmel and seem to be having small accidents regularly.

Techno is on a number of tablets and seems to be losing the plot.

I think we're slowly exchanging personalities.


The real sign will be when he starts drooling over Anne Hathaway.  :x

I can't wait to get his sculpting skills!

Cheers - FSN
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Oh no, the transmogrification device has broken! Quick, Ithorial, the sub-atomic-decombobuliser! Westie, the flux-capacitor!
We have the technology, we can fix them...

Erm... where does this bit go?
Yuck!  :-& :-& X_X
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Ithoriel

Quote from: mad lemmey on 18 November 2016, 06:17:34 PM
Oh no, the transmogrification device has broken! Quick, Ithorial, the sub-atomic-decombobuliser! Westie, the flux-capacitor!
We have the technology, we can fix them...

Erm... where does this bit go?
Yuck!  :-& :-& X_X

Take your pick from:-

Dammit Will, I'm a doctor not a .... erm .... vet? ;)

Wiffle lever to full Captain but ya cannae change the laws of physics!

:) :) :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno

Quote from: fsn on 18 November 2016, 06:13:52 PM

Techno is on a number of tablets and seems to be losing the plot.
I think we're slowly exchanging personalities.
I can't wait to get his sculpting skills!
Cheers - FSN

I can still sculpt on complete auto pilot, Nobby.....Though I don't like doing that, at all.

(Though I wish I hadn't taken those different pills together, tonight.)

Mr Back's fine....Mr Brain's almost off with the fairies.....Don't worry.....I'll be fine in the morning......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.)

Cheers - Phil.


Duke Speedy of Leighton

Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 November 2016, 06:40:09 PM
Take your pick from:-

Dammit Will, I'm a doctor not a .... erm .... vet? ;)

Wiffle lever to full Captain but ya cannae change the laws of physics!

:) :) :)

=O =O =O =O
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Techno on 18 November 2016, 07:08:31 PM
I can still sculpt on complete auto pilot, Nobby.....Though I don't like doing that, at all.

That explains much

IanS  :)
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

Techno

Don't.

After a lovely hot bath, last night.......I fell asleep, sitting on the bathroom floor.
I'm glad the better half woke me.....She thought I'd already gone to bed, but fortunately spotted the light was still on in the bathroom.

Pills definitely not to be taken together during work hours......Until I've got used to them.  =)

Cheers - Dozy.

d_Guy

Quote from: Techno on 19 November 2016, 11:26:57 AM

After a lovely hot bath, last night.......I fell asleep, sitting on the bathroom floor.


Dude! Some things can't be unpictured in one's mind AND I ain't had breakfast yet!  :o :)
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Techno

I bet you've seen autopsy scenes in programs like CSI and NCIS.....
No worse than that.  :P

(Sorry....Thinking about it, it WOULD be worse than that.)

Cheers - Judge Death's body double.

fsn

Good Monday, everybody.  :(

Here's a conundrum. Is it worse to be a wage slave who has to drag their backsides out of bed to face a Monday morning, or someoone who say, works from home, who is probably unaware of what day it is anyway? (That's because all days seem the same, not diminishing congitive facilities.)

:(

Today I will be undertaking the first day of a Coaching qualification, which is good, punctuated by an interview by some hard line auditors, which is bad.

What's everybody else up to?

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

Guess.

(Are you sure it's Monday, Nobby ?......I don't remember a weekend.)

Cheers - Phil


Ithoriel

As a retiree, I struggle to remember which day of the week it is on a regular basis which makes it little different from the latter part of my working life when I was mainly working from home ... of course these days both income and stress levels are much reduced. The latter more than balances out the former!

May you all have the best possible day, whatever it holds for you!
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data