Rude Joke - Clean Punchline

Started by Last Hussar, 24 May 2016, 11:28:15 PM

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Jim Ando

26 May 2016, 04:29:44 PM #30
"Two chicken legs left open".

Punchline of my all time favorite joke.

Jim

Fenton

26 May 2016, 05:47:59 PM #31
" Its just that I dont fancy gargling the water after you've been sitting in it"
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Last Hussar

26 May 2016, 07:11:38 PM #32
"It certainly does," said the other nun.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
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d_Guy

26 May 2016, 08:06:08 PM #33
Quote from: Fenton on 26 May 2016, 05:47:59 PM
" Its just that I dont fancy gargling the water after you've been sitting in it"
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

chrishanley

14 June 2016, 08:38:42 AM #34
"OK. Tea break is over. Back on your heads"

Nosher

14 June 2016, 10:09:49 AM #35
There wouldnt be a damp patch if you had swallowed
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

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FierceKitty

14 June 2016, 10:22:56 AM #36
Trouble is, we can't get the lid on the coffin.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Last Hussar

30 July 2016, 03:39:39 PM #37
Quote from: Nosher on 14 June 2016, 10:09:49 AM
There wouldnt be a damp patch if you had swallowed

That's just rude on its own!
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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