Rude Joke - Clean Punchline

[d_Guy]

I dinna kin where you where - but ye took first place!

[Westmarcher]

I dinna kin where you where - but ye took first place!

OK ... [he relents] ... just to keep the nonsense going ....

"Then death it is! ..... by bongo bongo!"

"But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."

"If she doesn't like the jumper, she can go ..."  (no ... no ... wait ... that's the rude ending one ....)  

[Leman]

Yes it is, but put it away there's a party of nuns approaching.

[FierceKitty]

It was an electrified fence!

[Ithoriel]

Mother Superior: No but it will wipe the smile off your face!

[Orcs]

Would you like to borrow my straw ?

[Leman]

At which point the bosun danced a little jig and shouted, "Blow hard avast me hearty!"

[d_Guy]

Two and six, Father.

[Fenton]

"But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."

I know that joke

[fsn]

I'm making up my own jokes from posts on this forum:

"It's used for getting a good shine on the Maximilian armour."
"It's the Pollyfilla, bad idea."
"Rosemary's brushes. "
"Very nicely painted little chap. "

[Jim Ando]

"Two chicken legs left open".

Punchline of my all time favorite joke.

Jim

[Fenton]

" Its just that I dont fancy gargling the water after you've been sitting in it"

[Last Hussar]

"It certainly does," said the other nun.

[d_Guy]

" Its just that I dont fancy gargling the water after you've been sitting in it"

[chrishanley]

"OK. Tea break is over. Back on your heads"

[Nosher]

There wouldnt be a damp patch if you had swallowed

[FierceKitty]

Trouble is, we can't get the lid on the coffin.

[Last Hussar]

There wouldnt be a damp patch if you had swallowed

That's just rude on its own!