Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Techno

21 December 2015, 01:44:40 PM #1875
NOBBY !!

Would you be so kind to retrieve a couple of coats, for these 'gentlemen' ?

Last Hussar

21 December 2015, 06:18:09 PM #1876
I don't think we can be that picky.

This is the only bar I know that has a chucker-inner
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

21 December 2015, 06:19:06 PM #1877
Better than a chucker-upper!
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Roy

21 December 2015, 06:27:44 PM #1878
I've done maintenance work on a few pubs where you literally had to wipe your feet on the way out.

Least this place isn't that filthy.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

21 December 2015, 06:36:58 PM #1879
Thanks Roy!
We will work on it! ;)

Who ordered the bailey's, carrot, absinthe and haddock smoothie?
*sldes one across the bar, then removes gas mask*
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Techno

21 December 2015, 09:54:21 PM #1880
Will....... :o

I said "I've been walking 'round the paddock !.......Not put blanking haddock in the drink."
Sheesh !

Duke Speedy of Leighton

21 December 2015, 10:38:00 PM #1881
Oh!
FSN, do you want a Herring Wallbanger?
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Tawa

21 December 2015, 10:48:12 PM #1882
*picks baileys and haddock smoothie off the bar*

Nobody want this then?
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

22 December 2015, 12:25:30 AM #1883
*sniffs air*

Has FSN been bringing his dirty laundry in again?
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

22 December 2015, 08:35:09 AM #1884
Nah, Tawa took his shoe off after stepping in a bear trap!
Forgot I left that there, now, anyone seen the pit recently?  :-\
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fsn

22 December 2015, 09:23:20 AM #1885
Umm. Its down here!

Anyone got a ladder?


Lads?  A ladder? Please!

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Orcs

22 December 2015, 09:32:41 AM #1886
Sorry FSN,  I am too busy making my way up a ladder on the barmaids stockings  :d
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Tawa

22 December 2015, 10:42:17 AM #1887
Quote from: mad lemmey on 22 December 2015, 08:35:09 AM
Nah, Tawa took his shoe off

You have no idea how accurate that is!  :>
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Roy

22 December 2015, 11:27:10 AM #1888
Does this place serve Babycham?  <:-P
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Techno

22 December 2015, 11:28:31 AM #1889
I think there's a crate in the cellar marked "Nobby's".
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