Firtht Perthon That Laughths.....Dieths.

Started by Techno, 08 December 2015, 02:38:09 PM

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Orcs

09 December 2015, 09:31:51 PM #30
Quote from: Techno on 09 December 2015, 09:13:55 PM
I've just been watching a bit of "Professional Masterchef".
(Well....Mrs T likes this particular show.)  X_X

Watching the chefs chop vegetables so finely and so sodding fast makes me wince.
Are you telling me that THEY never cut themselves ?

Cheers - Phil

I bet they don't lick their knives though.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

10 December 2015, 11:27:03 AM #31
That's all you know, sonny.  ;)

Those bits get edited out.

And just WHY do you think the cooked meat looks so pink 'on camera'.
It's because the chefs lick the finished product.

Cheers - One Who Knows.  ;)

Westmarcher

10 December 2015, 05:32:14 PM #32
If a chef offers you some tongue, always refuse.

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btw: I see your tongue's better now, Phil (going by the spelling).
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Last Hussar

10 December 2015, 05:48:09 PM #33
Well, depends on what they mean...
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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