Firtht Perthon That Laughths.....Dieths.

Started by Techno, 08 December 2015, 02:38:09 PM

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Techno

Another Thafety Tip From Techno.

When in a complete ruthth to do fine lineth on a model, uthing a thalpel.....Whatever you do, use thpit on the green thuff, rather than licking the tharp thide of the thacpel blade and dragging that over the putty.

I are a thilly thod.

Cheerth - Phil. (It's stopped bleeding now.)

Westmarcher

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

toxicpixie

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thanks for that image and mouth feel.

I can feel my tongue curling as we speak!

Or is that "speth"?!
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Techno

Thankth THO much for your thympathy.
(He thed tharcastically.)

I'm tho glad Mithith Techno wath out, otherwise I'd have got a thmack for being tho thupid. X_X

Cheerth - Phil


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NeilCFord

Yikes! And it's not like you can stick a plaster on it.

As for a smack from Mrs Techno, are your sure she doesn't read the forums or that someone here doesn't have her mobile number? I'd be prepared regardless.

- Neil.

Ithoriel

Ouch!!

Techno speak with forked tongue! ;)

Look on the bright side, at least tongues heal fairly quickly.

Commiserations ... though whether for the tongue or for congenital idiocy I'm not sure :D :D :D
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petercooman

i got just the thing for you to cure your tongue:


Subedai

That has got to be one of the spectacular wargames 'fails' of all time! And I thought slicing through the top of my finger using a craft knife and a plastic ruler was stupid enough.

Commiserations and chuckles in equal numbers.
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Techno

I'm safe.

Mrs T only ever looks at horsey sites, Neil.....And our mobile phones only have one use......To phone the AA, if we have a problem with either of the vehicles.
'I'.....Congenital idiocy is definitely the answer there, though my dear old Mum & Dad were no way near as eccentric as yours truly.
Peter....Salt is what I used......I'm hoping I won't even notice it tomorrow.
Sub....Got the T-shirt ! (But not for a long while.)

Cheers - The Idiot.

Last Hussar

Apologies for the language, but who the **** is that stupid? No one can be that idiotic. Not even Techno.
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Ace of Spades

Some greenstuff to fill the cut maybe?

Cheers,
Rob
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Techno

Quote from: Last Hussar on 08 December 2015, 07:16:17 PM
Apologies for the language, but who the **** is that stupid? No one can be that idiotic. Not even Techno.

Sadly...when I'm really rushing to get things done....Mr Brain just disengages.
I still can't understand how even I managed to do something that stupid.

Cheers - Phil (I won't do it again....Promise.)

Duke Speedy of Leighton

This is all perfectly horrible, and I hope you recover quickly.
But on a side note, why did Leon EVER issue with the four digit version of this?
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