How to make your wife happy in a WWII game

Started by FierceKitty, 05 October 2015, 09:27:40 AM

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FierceKitty

05 October 2015, 09:27:40 AM
Give her Tigers while you're using Crusaders.  :'(
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petercooman

05 October 2015, 09:30:16 AM #1
Play with the models you have instead of buying new ones?  ;D

Norm

05 October 2015, 10:05:11 AM #2 Last Edit: 05 October 2015, 10:07:34 AM by Norm
Setup in the morning, so the table is free by mealtime.

Don't make any noises that sound like you have just been shot or that your tank has fired

FierceKitty

05 October 2015, 12:31:05 PM #3
Evil Tiger holding up my flank attack.
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FierceKitty

05 October 2015, 12:33:39 PM #4
The Crusader is already disabled, and the Canadians are wishing they'd taken an AT rifle at least during set-up.
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FierceKitty

05 October 2015, 12:37:26 PM #5
Would you believe that the wretched Churchill kept missing an easy flank shot like that?
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petercooman

05 October 2015, 09:13:29 PM #6
Did that tiger just back up into that palmtree?  :d

FierceKitty

05 October 2015, 11:03:37 PM #7
Looks like it, doesn't it?
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petercooman

05 October 2015, 11:41:33 PM #8
Maybe a fallling coconut intercepted the churchill's shell  :-\

Last Hussar

06 October 2015, 12:11:13 AM #9
How to make your wife happy in a WWII game

Don't play and take her shopping for clothes instead?
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FierceKitty

06 October 2015, 01:42:10 AM #10
She's as eager a nudist as I am, thank heavens.
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Tawa

06 October 2015, 04:20:43 PM #11
Quote from: petercooman on 05 October 2015, 11:41:33 PM
Maybe a fallling coconut intercepted the churchill's shell  :-\


Falling because a Swallow dropped it?
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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petercooman

06 October 2015, 08:36:11 PM #12
Dependsif it's an african or european swallow...

Last Hussar

06 October 2015, 11:26:44 PM #13
Quote from: FierceKitty on 06 October 2015, 01:42:10 AM
She's as eager a nudist as I am, thank heavens.

A wargaming nudist wife.

No, you're making this up.

You'll be saying that she owns a brewery next.
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FierceKitty

07 October 2015, 01:03:45 AM #14
We don't drink, so it's not everyone's idea of heaven. But she does enjoy ************, ****** ******, and even a bit of *************, so it's working out well. :)
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