How to make your wife happy in a WWII game

[FierceKitty]

Give her Tigers while you're using Crusaders. 

[petercooman]

Play with the models you have instead of buying new ones? 

[Norm]

Setup in the morning, so the table is free by mealtime.

Don't make any noises that sound like you have just been shot or that your tank has fired

[FierceKitty]

Evil Tiger holding up my flank attack.

[FierceKitty]

The Crusader is already disabled, and the Canadians are wishing they'd taken an AT rifle at least during set-up.

[FierceKitty]

Would you believe that the wretched Churchill kept missing an easy flank shot like that?

[petercooman]

Did that tiger just back up into that palmtree? 

[FierceKitty]

Looks like it, doesn't it?

[petercooman]

Maybe a fallling coconut intercepted the churchill's shell 

[Last Hussar]

How to make your wife happy in a WWII game

Don't play and take her shopping for clothes instead?

[FierceKitty]

She's as eager a nudist as I am, thank heavens.

[Tawa]

Maybe a fallling coconut intercepted the churchill's shell 

Falling because a Swallow dropped it?

[petercooman]

Dependsif it's an african or european swallow...

[Last Hussar]

She's as eager a nudist as I am, thank heavens.

A wargaming nudist wife.

No, you're making this up.

You'll be saying that she owns a brewery next.

[FierceKitty]

We don't drink, so it's not everyone's idea of heaven. But she does enjoy ************, ****** ******, and even a bit of *************, so it's working out well.

[bigjackmac]

"But she does enjoy ************, ****** ******, and even a bit of *************, so it's working out well."

Watch your mouth, have you no dignity!!!

Regarding the Tiger, times like these call for close assaults 

V/R,
Jack

[FierceKitty]

I was Germans today. Am beginning to suspect the Commonwealth forces need a few more AT guns, or another company of elite South Africans. Nothing even scratched the Tigers.

[Orcs]

REALLY she enjoys  ******************************* I am very impressed.

[petercooman]

I was Germans today. Am beginning to suspect the Commonwealth forces need a few more AT guns, or another company of elite South Africans. Nothing even scratched the Tigers.

I think the commonwealth needs some 25 pdr support to take on those tigers!

[fsn]

Aye. The way to win is plenty of artillery and/or air support.