It's a long drive from Liverpool, and I fell to thinking. Techno has on his profile "Techno....Most picked on member of the form since 2011" (I think he means "forum") and recently he seems to have been unscathed by any sideways comments recently.

In defence of a man whom I have come to regard as a friend I feel it behooves us (the nails for lack of which the Pendraken horse is lost) to prevent Techno from unwittingly becoming a liar due to our lack of effort.

Thus, I spent the time trying to construct some appropriate ditties to celebrate our favourite putty pusher. They're not great, but please feel free to add your own.


A fellow I know name of Phil,
had a small part in the Bill,
The waitress wasn't impressed.


"Do you sail?" I asked salty old Techno,
with a tear in his eye, he said "heck, no".
"I have managed to learn,
the bow from the stern.
I completely misused the poop-deck though."

An old putty-pusher called Phil
said "it would give me a thrill
to make some top totty -
big boobs and round botty.
It would certainly take all my skill."


A long suffering A&E nurse,
said "Techno, it could have been worse.
Your mother in law
has broken your jaw
but you shouldn't have stolen her purse."

DONT CALL US WE WONT BE CALLING YOU.

IanS

P.S. - Phil is WELSH, nothing more is needed, not even the Welsh like the Welsh, and they lack the charming arrogance of Yokies.

A haiku in his defence:

Techno
By Will Denham 41 11/12

A putty pusher
Figure sculpting genius
Unfairly bullied!

Quote from: ianrs54 on 15 September 2015, 05:40:11 PM
P.S. - Phil is WELSH, nothing more is needed, not even the Welsh like the Welsh, and they lack the charming arrogance of Yokies.

A Yokie?

I had to look that one up.

..... and I'm shocked!*   

Are you saying you prefer a yokie to our Phil? 

...... right enough. You might have a point there ..... 

* definition said it was a euphemism for certain lady parts.

I think we should all lay of off Techno.

we just all have to agree where we will lay him off

I've just been picking my daughter up and composed this Haiku on the way back.


Tired peering eyes.
A whisper of fresh bright steel.
Many scarlet drops.

There was a young man from Pembroke
Whose vision was slightly crook.
He sculpted his glass
Now it's first class
And passes quality control

There is nothing charming about Yorkies. (Except my ex daughter in law, and she was lucky enough to grown up anywhere else)

When asked the other day, "You miss Wales?"

The response was "No mun, she's got long blonde hair and wears a sash....."

 

Quote from: fsn on 15 September 2015, 07:43:18 PM
I've just been picking my daughter up and composed this Haiku on the way back.


Tired peering eyes.
A whisper of fresh bright steel.
Many scarlet drops.

QuoteThere is nothing charming about Yorkies.

What!!!!! ?  A superb chocolate bar much beloved by truckers .

Quote from: Steve J on 16 September 2015, 05:48:41 AM
What!!!!! ?  A superb chocolate bar much beloved by truckers .

A) It's MILK Chocolate
It contains enough sugar to kill an ox.

And it's named after that county. Bear in mind that it always rains when I go to Wales, but IT SNOWS if I go to Yorkshire.

IanS

   

(I'll be back.)

Cheers - Mr just going to change his signature.

Wot? No posting of THIS so far??

Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

A method that right seldom fails
To get serious threads off the rails
Is to rev up the juice
And pile loads of abuse
On the head of a sculptor in Wales.