Let's not make Techno a liar

[Techno]

An old oik from Runcorn named Nobby,
Decided to look in his lobby,
For some tanks he'd mislaid,
From the last time he played,
But his search just revealed a cat jobbie.

Alfred Lord Tennyson, eat your heart out !

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Proves it - the Bards all come from NORTH WALES....

IanS

[fsn]

An old oik from Runcorn named Nobby,
Decided to look in his lobby,
For some tanks he'd mislaid,
From the last time he played,
But his search just revealed a cat jobbie.

Alfred Lord Tennyson, eat your heart out !

I don't know about eating his heart out, but he'd probably blow his brains out.

You do get the prize for "best use of the word 'jobbie' in a limerick, 2015". I shall try and regain my title next year.

[Tawa]

Nobby's in Runcorn? 

[Last Hussar]

While writing a limerick about a Dr
I wondered why it doesn't rhyme with Mr
No matter what you're reading
It wont rhyme with Reading.
Something that confuses Hussar Jr.

[fsn]

Nobby's in Runcorn? 

Yes, yes I am. The town whose motto is "tomorrow's future, today."

While writing a limerick about a Dr
I wondered why it doesn't rhyme with Mr
No matter what you're reading
It wont rhyme with Reading.
Something that confuses Hussar Jr.

That sir, is genius. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Runcorn. The town whose motto is "tomorrow's future, today."

Cept no one can read it due to all the pollution.

Nobby is a complete and utter OIK

IanS

[petercooman]

Cept no one can read it due to all the pollution.

Nobby is a complete and utter OIK

IanS

That's FSN's 'fog of war' 

[fsn]

That's 47 fast food outlets per square mile.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Change that from OIK to OINK.....

IanS

[Techno]

Cheers - Phil 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

If you're talking politics you had better not ham it up!

[Techno]

This is going to turn into anther pun-fest boar, no doubt. 
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Nobby - FECTH..

IanS

[fsn]

FECTH?

Is that Welsh?

or is it "Find Every Conceivable Techno Hazard"?

Oh no! It's the Fec^th of the month! Tomorrow it's the Absu^rd.

Na. It's another dig at Runcorn. Princess Cambridge Nice Lady told husband At-least-he-looks-a-bit-like-his-father she was coming to Runcorn. He gave her some millinary advice. "Wear the Fecth Hat". Well, she thinks that what he said. 

[Westmarcher]

I think we are a bit unfair about poor old Techno's mishaps adventures misadventures. These things can happen to anyone. 


Says he who incorrectly wired a plug for the dishwasher earlier today, touched the metal inside said appliance and almost got electrocuted!   

Signed - a shaking and smouldering Westie. 

[fsn]

I've just drilled through my finger.

Do you think the Techno-curse is spreading?

[Last Hussar]

I think we are a bit unfair about poor old Techno's mishaps adventures misadventures. These things can happen to anyone. 


Says he who incorrectly wired a plug for the dishwasher earlier today, touched the metal inside said appliance and almost got electrocuted!   

Signed - a shaking and smouldering Westie. 

BLue Bottom Left
BR Bottom Right

Unless

nah

No body is stupid enough to miswire the Earth, surely...

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Thought the earth wuz Brown ??, or Red.

IanS

[Westmarcher]

No body is stupid enough to miswire the Earth, surely...

Where were you earlier today! Fat load of use telling me now! 

(Yep! I miswired the Earth ....    )

Don't know what I was thinking, LH.  I can only think it was a combination of feeling dopey dopier than usual after my flu jab yesterday and recently installing new light switches, light fittings and sockets throughout my mother-in-law's old house which is wired with Red, Black and Green.