Let's not make Techno a liar

Started by fsn, 15 September 2015, 05:30:07 PM

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

16 September 2015, 01:28:38 PM #15
Don't apply for Poet Laureate anytime soon.

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FierceKitty

16 September 2015, 02:24:43 PM #16
I'm glad you found someone to read it to you and explain the longer words.
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petercooman

16 September 2015, 02:57:42 PM #17
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 September 2015, 02:24:43 PM
I'm glad you found someone to read it to you and explain the longer words.


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D =O =O =O

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

16 September 2015, 03:28:20 PM #18
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 September 2015, 02:24:43 PM
I'm glad you found someone to read it to you and explain the longer words.

And 'ow many books you 'ad published young kitty ?

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Tawa

17 September 2015, 10:58:54 AM #19
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Techno

18 September 2015, 06:41:24 AM #20
An old oik from Runcorn named Nobby,
Decided to look in his lobby,
For some tanks he'd mislaid,
From the last time he played,
But his search just revealed a cat jobbie.

Alfred Lord Tennyson, eat your heart out !

Cheers - Phil

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

18 September 2015, 06:52:26 AM #21
Proves it - the Bards all come from NORTH WALES....

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fsn

18 September 2015, 07:03:35 AM #22
Quote from: Techno on 18 September 2015, 06:41:24 AM
An old oik from Runcorn named Nobby,
Decided to look in his lobby,
For some tanks he'd mislaid,
From the last time he played,
But his search just revealed a cat jobbie.

Alfred Lord Tennyson, eat your heart out !
;D ;D ;D

I don't know about eating his heart out, but he'd probably blow his brains out.

You do get the prize for "best use of the word 'jobbie' in a limerick, 2015". I shall try and regain my title next year.
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Tawa

21 September 2015, 09:17:30 PM #23
Nobby's in Runcorn?  :o
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

22 September 2015, 01:13:02 AM #24
While writing a limerick about a Dr
I wondered why it doesn't rhyme with Mr
No matter what you're reading
It wont rhyme with Reading.
Something that confuses Hussar Jr.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fsn

22 September 2015, 07:18:56 AM #25
Quote from: Tawa on 21 September 2015, 09:17:30 PM
Nobby's in Runcorn?  :o
Yes, yes I am. The town whose motto is "tomorrow's future, today."

Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 September 2015, 01:13:02 AM
While writing a limerick about a Dr
I wondered why it doesn't rhyme with Mr
No matter what you're reading
It wont rhyme with Reading.
Something that confuses Hussar Jr.
That sir, is genius.  =D> =D> =D>
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

22 September 2015, 07:55:59 AM #26
Quote from: fsn on 22 September 2015, 07:18:56 AM
Runcorn. The town whose motto is "tomorrow's future, today."

Cept no one can read it due to all the pollution.

Nobby is a complete and utter OIK

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petercooman

22 September 2015, 08:48:11 AM #27
Quote from: ianrs54 on 22 September 2015, 07:55:59 AM
Cept no one can read it due to all the pollution.

Nobby is a complete and utter OIK

IanS

That's FSN's 'fog of war'  :-&

fsn

22 September 2015, 11:29:56 AM #28
That's 47 fast food outlets per square mile.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

22 September 2015, 12:42:08 PM #29
Change that from OIK to OINK.....

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