Is this clever...Or wrong ?

Started by Techno, 03 July 2015, 08:27:55 AM

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

But Peter I'm NOT MAD, I have a certificate to prove it.

IanS
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Techno

Certificates downloaded from the intraweb don't count, Ian  ;)
Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Quote from: Techno on 11 July 2015, 06:12:41 AM
Certificates downloaded from the intraweb don't count, Ian  ;)
Cheers - Phil

Aw... I was gonna my to complete my set in myPerelli album!
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Phil - dont forget to dry your hand in the microwave  :d

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

A collective noun of Ravens is 'an unkindness'.
Maybe that should also be applied to members of this forum when Phil and Nobby post? ;)
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Techno

Quote from: ianrs54 on 11 July 2015, 06:21:13 AM
Phil - dont forget to dry your hand in the microwave  :d IanS

I'll give that one a miss  :P.....Though now we've got a new microwave, I want to try am experiment with the old one, before it goes to the tip.
(One of THOSE experiments which comes with the caveat, "Don't try this at home, children."
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 July 2015, 06:23:34 AM
A collective noun of Ravens is 'an unkindness'.

They certainly are unkind to a sick member of their 'flock'.

Cheers - Phil

fsn

Quote from: Techno on 11 July 2015, 06:54:05 AM
Though now we've got a new microwave, I want to try am experiment with the old one, before it goes to the tip.
(One of THOSE experiments which comes with the caveat, "Don't try this at home, children."

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O Dinas Powys

Quote from: fsn on 11 July 2015, 07:17:52 AM
Like this?

That's quite impressive  :o

Other things NOT to do with a microwave might include:

A half-dozen eggs - with the faces of "certain forum members" drawn on  ;)
A tin-foil take-away box - with or without curry!
A glass bottle full of liquid with the cap on nice and tight...

Make sure to video any results for posterity...

From a safe distance...

Cheers!

Meirion
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Techno

Quote from: fsn on 11 July 2015, 07:17:52 AM
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I don't think my experiment will be quite so explosive, Nobby.....But IF I try it....I'm doing it outside....(Just in case.)
Cheers - Phil

fsn

Tin foil, grapes, CDs and soap.

Just saying.
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Techno

Nope.....None of the above.  :P
(It may turn out to be an 'urban myth'......But it sounds SO much fun if it works)

Cheers - Phil

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Techno

I looked up 'my' experiment, and did find a couple of examples on youtube.
Quite impressive.....But Mrs Techno has forbidden me to try it, on pain of pain. (Even outside, using an extension cord).  :'(

Cheers - Mr Sulky. :(

Orcs

Quote from: Techno on 12 July 2015, 07:50:47 AM
I looked up 'my' experiment, and did find a couple of examples on youtube.
Quite impressive.....But Mrs Techno has forbidden me to try it, on pain of pain. (Even outside, using an extension cord).  :'(

Cheers - Mr Sulky. :(

Stand up to her. Explain that Your the man of the house (Since you were married by Thomas a Beckett , She probaly agreed to Love Honour and OBEY ).  Then go ahead and do your experiment. 

You can sleep in one of the barns while you wit for the swelling to go down  ;D
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Techno

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 13 July 2015, 11:13:43 AM
She probaly agreed to Love Honour and OBEY ). 

Oh, no, she didn't !  ;)
Cheers - Phil