Quote from: fsn on 03 April 2015, 08:20:23 PM
From the Western Daily Mail, April 4th

"... an elderly man was rushed to hospital last night after a bizarre accident involving a bonfire, a chain saw, two strangely decorated boiled eggs and the Nottingham Street Map from 1986. The man, cautiously identified by sheepish locals as Phil the Matron, and 'ooh ... that odd fellow who keeps playing with his little thingies', is thought to be conscious, but not coherent. Then again, this may be his natural state. The man's wife was not hurt in the accident, but her wooly cardigan was ruined.

As he was loaded into the ambulance, the man was herd to shout '49 hours, 27 minutes. Tell them 49 hours 27 minutes.'

The boiled eggs have been destroyed by the Police, and the Nottingham Street Map taken into protective care."    

   

 

(Fenton and, of course, fsn)

Leave me alone !
You're all horrid.

Cheers - Phil.

We only do it because we love you. It's like pulling the pigtails on the girl we like.



Now go and sculpt something.

Yeah,  or Nobby will pull your hair!

Phil made a cutting remark once.

7 hours in A&E

 

Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 April 2015, 08:40:11 AM
Phil made a cutting remark once. 7 hours in A&E

Gross exaggeration !

It was 2 hours, after the accident with the hedge cutters. (YEARS ago)

(Use hedge cutters right handed..... Clear cut bits of hedge away with left hand.....Get timing wrong...Bring blades and left hand together.....Squeak pitifully !........Can't even see the scar now......But it was a right mess......Thankfully I cut down the finger, rather than across)....Sadly true, again.

Cheers - Phil

 

It beggars belief the number of accidents you've had!

Yes......But (so far) I've been a jammy g*t and got away without serious injury !

Only time I thought "Oh ****, what have I done," was when one of the horses threw me, and I landed on my neck and shoulders.
That was a scary half a minute, lying dazed, making sure I still had feeling in my hands and feet.

Own stupid fault again....A non rider getting on a gee-gee without a saddle or head collar, and just holding on to the mane......She took off, because a couple of ponies she was sharing the field with thought it would be fun to have a race.

Mrs T said she was really impressed that I managed to stay in place the first time 'Hippy' did a huge buck......The second time.....I went flying.
I've not got on a horse, since.

Cheers - Phil

Just a few suggestions to keep you safe.

Very retro.


I know, you found this one uncomfortable first time round.


this one leaves the hands free for sculpting.


Not sure this one is too practical.

3rd one down works for me.

Matron in the 4th...

Quote from: Techno on 05 April 2015, 12:46:50 PM
Only time I thought "Oh ****, what have I done," was when one of the horses threw me, and I landed on my neck and shoulders.

Only moment I had like that was getting a "stinger" on the rugby pitch.  Actually thought I'd broken my neck!  Very scary!

Why not just get a dalek shell,it has sculpting tools and optovisor built in

Quote from: getagrip on 05 April 2015, 01:18:20 PM
3rd one down works for me.

Matron in the 4th...

Only moment I had like that was getting a "stinger" on the rugby pitch.  Actually thought I'd broken my neck!  Very scary!

NOT nice !
Cheers - Phil