Ooh Matron!

Started by getagrip, 02 April 2015, 04:49:33 PM

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When will Matron (AKA Techno, AKA Phil) next hurt himself?

Within the next 4 hours.
4 (25%)
Between 4 and 8 hours.
1 (6.3%)
Between 8 and 16 hours.
2 (12.5%)
Between 16 and 24 hours.
2 (12.5%)
More than 24 hours.
3 (18.8%)
Never, he has learned from previous mistakes.  (Yeah, I know, just had to include it for contast).
4 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Voting closed: 09 April 2015, 04:49:33 PM

getagrip

Yeah,  or Nobby will pull your hair!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Last Hussar

Phil made a cutting remark once.

7 hours in A&E
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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fsn

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 April 2015, 08:40:11 AM
Phil made a cutting remark once. 7 hours in A&E

Gross exaggeration !


It was 2 hours, after the accident with the hedge cutters. (YEARS ago)

(Use hedge cutters right handed..... Clear cut bits of hedge away with left hand.....Get timing wrong...Bring blades and left hand together.....Squeak pitifully !........Can't even see the scar now......But it was a right mess......Thankfully I cut down the finger, rather than across)....Sadly true, again. :-[

Cheers - Phil

getagrip

 :o

It beggars belief the number of accidents you've had!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Techno

Yes......But (so far) I've been a jammy g*t and got away without serious injury !

Only time I thought "Oh ****, what have I done," was when one of the horses threw me, and I landed on my neck and shoulders.
That was a scary half a minute, lying dazed, making sure I still had feeling in my hands and feet.

Own stupid fault again....A non rider getting on a gee-gee without a saddle or head collar, and just holding on to the mane......She took off, because a couple of ponies she was sharing the field with thought it would be fun to have a race.

Mrs T said she was really impressed that I managed to stay in place the first time 'Hippy' did a huge buck......The second time.....I went flying.
I've not got on a horse, since.

Cheers - Phil

fsn

Just a few suggestions to keep you safe.

Very retro.


I know, you found this one uncomfortable first time round.


this one leaves the hands free for sculpting.


Not sure this one is too practical.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

getagrip

3rd one down works for me. ;)

Matron in the 4th... :o :o :o :-&

Quote from: Techno on 05 April 2015, 12:46:50 PM
Only time I thought "Oh ****, what have I done," was when one of the horses threw me, and I landed on my neck and shoulders.

Only moment I had like that was getting a "stinger" on the rugby pitch.  Actually thought I'd broken my neck!  Very scary!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Fenton

Why not just get a dalek shell,it has sculpting tools and optovisor built in
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Techno

Quote from: getagrip on 05 April 2015, 01:18:20 PM
3rd one down works for me. ;)

Matron in the 4th... :o :o :o :-&

Only moment I had like that was getting a "stinger" on the rugby pitch.  Actually thought I'd broken my neck!  Very scary!

NOT nice !
Cheers - Phil

getagrip

Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Techno

Thinking you might have busted your neck......(Shiver !!!!!!!!!)
Cheers - Phil

Hertsblue

If you will play these rough games....  :D
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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getagrip

Quote from: Techno on 05 April 2015, 05:40:40 PM
Thinking you might have busted your neck......(Shiver !!!!!!!!!)
Cheers - Phil

I tell you, a stinger is horrific.  I was lying on the floor and could hear someone screaming...turns out it was me! :-[
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.