Quote from: getagrip on 09 February 2015, 02:20:20 PM
Did William Wallace have acne?...He was always telling the English they couldn't have his Freederm

I think he sent Vagisil instead because in those days, in his mind, the English were a bunch of irritating fa*censored* ....... (apparently).

 

Oh, s*&*! Am I in big trouble now? Please. I'm not a bad boy. The devil made me do it!

Quote from: Westmarcher on 09 February 2015, 08:37:31 PM
Am I in big trouble now? Please. I'm not a bad boy. The devil made me do it!

That's what they all say !
Apart from those who blame their medication. 
Cheers - Phil

Horses. Unlike cows, they haven't quite got the hang* of it (yet).

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2014/02/dead-horses-in-american-history-i

* no pun intended!

This guy has a "collection" of dead horse images

Seriously

Yes. I know. Weird. 

Quote from: Westmarcher on 23 March 2015, 09:39:10 AM
Yes. I know. Weird. 

Even for here

Quote from: getagrip on 23 March 2015, 08:55:13 AM
This guy has a "collection" of dead horse images

Seriously

A collection of one, by the look of it.

Quote from: Hertsblue on 23 March 2015, 09:43:55 AM
A collection of one, by the look of it.

The way he worded it I think he's going to be posting them over the next few days / weeks

Tune in next week for more dead horses!!!

Just:

Its a year old. If you scroll down and go to the archived stuff on the right hand column, you'll see some more under "February 2014."    
(Gawd, I'm sounding weird now.   )

(although I should probably qualify it by saying, "Nothing to see, now. Move along folks."  )

Quote from: Westmarcher on 23 March 2015, 09:50:59 AM
(Gawd, I'm sounding weird now.  )

Well...I had to check it actually wasn't you

Ten cows were in a field. Which one was closest to Iraq?




.... coo 8.

What do you call cows with a sense of humour?   




...... laughing stock.

A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."

Dearie, dearie me....
Cheers - Phil

Love it!