Quote from: getagrip on 09 February 2015, 07:52:38 AM
And she lets you loose on a chainsaw

Definitely a "stand well back" situation. 

Quote from: Hertsblue on 09 February 2015, 09:00:20 AM
Definitely a "stand well back" situation. 

Yeah, Scotland should just about do it
We've got to use it for something

Quote from: getagrip on 09 February 2015, 07:52:38 AM
And she lets you loose on a chainsaw

Only under very strict adult supervision.
I'm not even allowed to look at the chop-saw....Let alone use it.
Cheers - Phil

Quote from: Techno on 09 February 2015, 09:55:32 AM
Only under very strict adult supervision.
I'm not even allowed to look at the chop-saw....Let alone use it.
Cheers - Phil

So all your sculpting will now be done with tools with big soft rubber tips and having to wear safety goggles?

Quote from: Fenton on 09 February 2015, 10:02:34 AM
tools with big soft rubber tips

Hmm...

"Chop-saw" would appear to be a contradiction in terms.

Quote from: getagrip on 09 February 2015, 09:09:50 AM
Yeah, Scotland should just about do it

You are all welcome.
except getagrip ... who is cheeky and "must get on his knees and beg forgiveness" (Braveheart)

Quote from: Hertsblue on 09 February 2015, 10:06:57 AM
"Chop-saw" would appear to be a contradiction in terms.

What's the Polish equivalent of a battle-axe?
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A War-saw.

(Is this is a pioneering crossover episode post for this forum?)

A former work colleague suggested we use the theme for Mission Impossible for our phones when we placed a customer on 'hold.' What a great idea! Picture the scene.

[phone rings]
"Hello, Acme Insurance."
Memee memee meemee meminimmee?
"Yes"
Meemee yaka yaka meemeenay moo
"A cow, you say."
yay
"Mmmm"
Moomoo uppa yaka yaka patonhed
"In a tree."
Yakayakayakawheraryoomoomoo
"Moo .. erm, I mean, mmmm"
meemee minimee yikes moooooo thud?
"You want insurance in case it falls out of the tree .."
"Mmmm"
"Tricky."
"Could you hold whilst I speak to one of our underwriters?"
yay
"Thank you."

Da..da ... daarra .... da..da .. darra .. da..da ... darra .. da..da ... da ra ..

[sometime later] "Hello. Yes, we can do it! Name? Daisy ..."

Another happy customer.
[Da..da ... daarra .... da..da .. darra .. da..da ... darra .. da..da ... da ..]

I thank you.  

Quote from: FierceKitty on 09 February 2015, 11:43:54 AM
What's the Polish equivalent of a battle-axe?
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A War-saw.

Would you like some of my green pills with the purple spots? I think your need may be greater than mine.



They taste of a bank holiday in Dudley - FSN

Quote from: fsn on 09 February 2015, 01:12:54 PM


They taste of a bank holiday in Dudley - FSN

Do you have to take Moore of them?

Quote from: Westmarcher on 09 February 2015, 11:42:59 AM
You are all welcome.
except getagrip ... who is cheeky and "must get on his knees and beg forgiveness" (Braveheart)

Did William Wallace have acne?...He was always telling the English they couldn't have his Freederm

Quote from: fsn on 09 February 2015, 01:12:54 PM
Would you like some of my green pills with the purple spots? I think your need may be greater than mine.



They taste of a bank holiday in Dudley - FSN

I think you've got some serious competition in the sanity stakes...

Chop-saw? Is that like a shipwright's screwdriver?