Anyone else feel likle crying?

Started by fsn, 06 March 2015, 09:39:16 AM

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toxicpixie

Do you worhsop the sculpts, like some altar to a dark overlord?! Do you get more and more of them, like some obession?

Do... oh. Wait. I see what you mean.

Weeeee'reee aaaalll doooooooooooomed Mr. Leon sir!
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Techno

The person you are trying to get to post, is not available, at present.
Please leave your message after the tone, and he'll completely ignore you, until his hideout has been pumped clear of rainwater.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Cheers - Someone who bears an uncanny resemblance to 'Techno'...But isn't him at all.

Luddite

Well...

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth:

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me;

And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

— Exodus 20:4-6 (KJV)

From this the Christians draw their third commandment; 'Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image'.

Which, like so much of their book, they pretty much ignore.
I mean these Bronze Age texts are only the unchallengable word of god (if you believe that sort of thing) so why wouldn't you pick out the bits you like and ignore the bits you don't?

Apparently a lot of Christians think that hating homosexuals, and denigrating women to be subordinate to men is important, yet giving away all their worldly possessions to the poor and abadoning their families to follow Jesus...yeah not so much...


So on the graven image problem Techno...I think you're pretty safe.

Unless you're planning to make one of Mohammed?  Then you're in for a pretty rough time...    8-}
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toxicpixie

Quote"From this the Christians draw their third commandment; 'Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image'.

Which, like so much of their book, they pretty much ignore."

Unless you're a Byzantine iconoclast, in which case it's a burnin' time!
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Luddite

Can i just say...

This is probably the only forum in the world where a discussion like this has got this far without...



Well done chaps!   :D :-bd =D> =D> m/ =D>
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"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

Ithoriel

Faith can move mountains .... she's a big strong girl!!
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Techno

Is this the very first time I've had to find your coat, I ?
Cheers - Not Phil

FierceKitty

Normally wears a plaid, doesn't he?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Hertsblue

Didn't think we had any coat-virgins amongst our regulars.  :-\
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Hertsblue on 13 March 2015, 09:22:32 AM
Didn't think we had any coat-virgins amongst our regulars.  :-\

Well I've taken several coats to bed. But only when it's cold.

IanS
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Ithoriel

Quote from: Techno on 12 March 2015, 01:49:23 PM
Is this the very first time I've had to find your coat, I ?
Cheers - Not Phil

Given the rubbish I post? I'd have thought not. If so, you are derelict in your duty :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno


getagrip

Ooh, Phi's back!

Phil's here everyone, and he's sculpting graven images!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

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FierceKitty

Maybe she moves them emotionally. What would Julie Andrews say?
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fsn

"f*%& you and the unicorn you rode in on, and f*%& your mother and f*%& your father and f*%& your little sister -  twice."

She's really not as nice in person as her public persona would suggest.
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getagrip

Yeah, swears like a trooper so I'm told.

Oh, and f*%& FSN and f*%& Fenton too; splitters.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: fsn on 14 March 2015, 09:23:57 AM
the unicorn you rode in on

Sorry - no Unicorn will let me mount....unlike you....

IanS  ;)
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Hertsblue

You've got to be female and a virgin to ride a unicorn. That's why you don't see many of them around....
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getagrip

Quote from: Hertsblue on 15 March 2015, 03:11:16 PM
You've got to be female and a virgin to ride a unicorn. That's why you don't see many of them around....

What, virgins? :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.