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Last Hussar

17 February 2015, 08:59:44 PM #2200 Last Edit: 17 February 2015, 09:01:57 PM by Last Hussar
Are these in the new rules?





I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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O Dinas Powys

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM

Just noticed this woman's Katy Perry - US singer - and the camels from Dubai

Geoffrey Boycott's favourite!
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Last Hussar

Well, it's a tax haven isn't it.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Roy

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

getagrip

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 21 February 2015, 01:10:34 PM
Feel the noise!  m/



She looks like she's enjoying a good fiddle :D
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If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

fsn

Sad thing is, that's a violin and she's less than two foot tall!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
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11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
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fsn

Since this is a serious forum, I thought I'd post some examples of my work with fine brushes from the Works. 





I know! I overdid the second one, and complete mucked up the Union Jack on the third!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Kiwidave

And you left the red part out of the stars - shocking....  ;D

getagrip

You have to remind yourself they're 10mm :o
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

ronan

Quote from: fsn on 21 February 2015, 08:04:53 PM
Since this is a serious forum, I thought I'd post some examples of my work with fine brushes from the Works. 

great !
I can't paint like that, may be I should practice ?  :-\
:D

O Dinas Powys

(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Roy

Hmm.  :-\
My attempt at painting females wasn't as good...



Can't think where I went wrong. Oh, hang on ... I forgot not to paint her clothes. Doh!  >:(

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Leman

The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

getagrip

22 February 2015, 10:56:25 AM #2214 Last Edit: 22 February 2015, 10:57:59 AM by getagrip
Here's my first go at painting the fairer sex; not quite sure I've got the face right though :-\
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Fenton

Have you been shopping at The Works buying all the painting by numbers sets Gareth?
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

getagrip

Quote from: Fenton on 22 February 2015, 11:05:07 AM
Have you been shopping at The Works buying all the painting by numbers sets Gareth?

;D ;D ;D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

You missed the weasel, it's nose really follows you round the room on the original by Leonardo De Quirm...
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Roy

The Sharia Law approved version of The Mona Lisa. I actually thinks it's an improvement

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

getagrip

Why's the Mona Lisa wearing a Ghillie suit?
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.