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FierceKitty

16 February 2015, 11:20:13 AM #2190
God knows why it won't shew the picture.
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Roy

16 February 2015, 11:22:14 AM #2191
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Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Hertsblue

16 February 2015, 11:24:27 AM #2192
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM
and the camels from Dubai

Yes, they roam freely out in the desert like the ponies on Dartmoor. However, if you hit one in your car it will cost you 100,000 dirhams (about £17,000 at current rates) according to my brother, who lives there.
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Leon

16 February 2015, 05:25:41 PM #2193
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 February 2015, 11:20:13 AM
God knows why it won't shew the picture.

You've attached it as a document instead of an image, so it can't display it.
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Subedai

16 February 2015, 08:24:58 PM #2194
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM



Just noticed this woman's Katy Perry - US singer - and the camels from Dubai

Looks like the poor camel has been in an accident and is wearing a neck brace because of whiplash.
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Roy

16 February 2015, 09:20:40 PM #2195
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM
reasons why camels should be muzzled around totty



wow, not just the camels then.

I wonder who knitted the camel's cosy?
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Roy

17 February 2015, 11:16:56 AM #2196
Err. Thought last night after I came off the internet that the above may be considered racist/sexist/bigoted - if I could I'd delete the post or modify.
Anyway, it was only meant as a silly joke (about the camel) and really is a prime example of me typing before I think.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

FierceKitty

17 February 2015, 11:24:15 AM #2197
Actually, I'd say it was fair comment.
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getagrip

17 February 2015, 11:35:42 AM #2198
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 17 February 2015, 11:16:56 AM
Err. Thought last night after I came off the internet that the above may be considered racist/sexist/bigoted - if I could I'd delete the post or modify.
Anyway, it was only meant as a silly joke (about the camel) and really is a prime example of me typing before I think.

Didn't really see it like that but if you're concerned I'm sure a moderator can incinerate it for you  ;)
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Roy

17 February 2015, 12:15:03 PM #2199
With a view to equality (on tea cosy wearing) here's ...



... (some god-awful tv show's) Jessica Wright supporting National Wear a Tea Cosy on Your Head Day*

*seemingly a real event!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Last Hussar

17 February 2015, 08:59:44 PM #2200 Last Edit: 17 February 2015, 09:01:57 PM by Last Hussar
Are these in the new rules?





I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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O Dinas Powys

17 February 2015, 09:17:23 PM #2201
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM

Just noticed this woman's Katy Perry - US singer - and the camels from Dubai

Geoffrey Boycott's favourite!
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Last Hussar

18 February 2015, 12:51:07 AM #2202
Well, it's a tax haven isn't it.
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Roy

21 February 2015, 01:10:34 PM #2203
Feel the noise!  m/

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

getagrip

21 February 2015, 05:57:03 PM #2204
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 21 February 2015, 01:10:34 PM
Feel the noise!  m/



She looks like she's enjoying a good fiddle :D
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