What is grey and comes in pints?

An elephant!

Am I ever going to get a rest from fetching peoples' coats ? 
Cheers - Phil

NO

IanS

p.s. Work faster.

What did Hannibal say when he saw the Elephants coming over the Alps?

"Here come the elephants!"

What did Hannibal's wife say?

"Here comes a bunch of grapes!" She was colour blind.

Quote from: Bodvoc on 26 November 2014, 08:47:54 PM
What is grey and comes in pints?

An elephant!

Don't get it. Could someone explain it to me? 

I buy my elephants by the yard - FSN

Quote from: fsn on 27 November 2014, 09:48:20 AM
Don't get it. Could someone explain it to me? 

I buy my elephants by the yard - FSN

We're laughing at Bodvoc's deliberate use of antique measures because, of course, these days elephants come in litres.

Ithoriel (attempting to keep the forum's 15 rating )

Quote from: Ithoriel on 27 November 2014, 10:38:30 AM
Ithoriel (attempting to keep the forum's 15 rating )

We're never that mature, surely ?....Or were you talking about combined I.Q. ? 

Quote from: ianrs54 on 27 November 2014, 09:11:20 AM
p.s. Work faster.

How ?.....Grow extra arms and hands ?
I suppose I could use one of Leon's clones as a trainee cloakroom attendant, to save a bit of time.

Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: Techno on 27 November 2014, 11:18:29 AM
We're never that mature, surely ?....Or were you talking about combined I.Q. ? 

Average mental age

FSN - it's simply a ridiculous statement because a) colour blindness doesn't affect shape awareness, and b) elephants are grey anyway.

Quote from: Ithoriel on 27 November 2014, 11:26:38 AM
Average mental age

Oh......I only class as 14, ......Perhaps I shouldn't post without supervision.
Cheers - Phil

Oh that's OK then. Quite obvious when it's explained. I was worried it was going to be an ejaculate reference.

Why do elephants wear sandals?

To stop them sinking into the sand!

Why do ostriches bury their heads in the sand?

They are looking for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals!

(at least it was clean!)

Why don't elephants eat penguins?

They can't get the wrappers off.

Why can't you contact an elephant?

It's difficult to make a trunk call on the veldt.

Well, if we're going that far back DP:

Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
So they can hide upside down in bowls of custard.

How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter!

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?
Four! Two in the front and two in the back.
How many whales can you fit in the same mini?
None, it's full of bloomin' elephants!!

That's my coat there, Techno, thanks.