What is grey?

[Techno]

Form an orderly queue for your coats, please.
Cheers - Phil (aka Chief cloakroom attendant).

[Orcs]

Q: How does an elephant hide in a Cherry tree?

A: It paints its testicles Pink!

Q:Whats the loudest noise in the Jungle

Q: Giraffes eating cherries 

[Techno]

Here's yours, as well, Mark.
Cheers - Phil.

[DanJ]

If we're going this far back in time.......

Q) What's black and dangerous and sits in a tree?

A) A crow with a machine gun 

[FierceKitty]

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out burning grass.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

[Chad]

For the really mature amongst us:

Q. What sings while swimming?
A. Frankie Prawn

Phil - no rush I typed this with my coat on!😜

[Luddite]

I had no idea there were so many elephant jokes.

[Orcs]

Gawd, some of them were old when Methuselah was a lad. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be....

As you went to school with him , you sould know.

[Hertsblue]

Yeah, but he was a couple of years ahead of me and didn't like talking to kids.

[DanJ]

My wife's all time favourite joke....

What's long and brown and sticky?

A stick.

[Orcs]

My Partners favoritre joke

Knock ! Knock !
Whos there?
Isabelle
Isabelle Who
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle ?


I'll get her coat !

[Hertsblue]

Well, if you can't beat 'em....

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly I'll thump him!

[Ithoriel]

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Susan!
Susan who?
Susans an' susans o' wee beasties!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary they susans an' susans o' wee beasties!

[FierceKitty]

Err...heh, heh.

[Techno]

I phoned my Doctor, a week ago.....To see if I could get an appointment to get something sorted out about my poor hearing.
Rather disappointed, as I haven't heard a damn thing from them.
Cheers - Phil.

[Bodvoc]

Well, my Doctor gave me the new James Bond Viagra.

It made me Roger Moore!

[FierceKitty]

Remind me to kick you.