What is grey?

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Ferb

27 November 2014, 04:04:02 PM #15
How does an elephant hide in a Cherry tree?

It paints its toenails pink!

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How does an elephant get down from a tree?

It sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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And on a similar note...

What's yellow and highly dangerous?

Shark infested custard!

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Enjoy?

Hertsblue

27 November 2014, 04:10:17 PM #16
Gawd, some of them were old when Methuselah was a lad. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be....
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Leman

27 November 2014, 05:03:21 PM #17
Why do elephants have wrinkly soles?

To give the ants a 50:50 chance.
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Subedai

27 November 2014, 07:48:35 PM #18
How do you get two whales in a mini?

Straight down the A40!

See, that one is so old it's a pre-motorway joke.

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Chad

27 November 2014, 08:00:34 PM #19
These are so old I had forgotten them. 😳

Techno

27 November 2014, 09:17:18 PM #20
Form an orderly queue for your coats, please.
Cheers - Phil (aka Chief cloakroom attendant).

Orcs

27 November 2014, 11:10:21 PM #21
Q: How does an elephant hide in a Cherry tree?

A: It paints its testicles Pink!

Q:Whats the loudest noise in the Jungle

Q: Giraffes eating cherries  :)
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Techno

28 November 2014, 08:21:56 AM #22
Here's yours, as well, Mark. X_X
Cheers - Phil.

DanJ

01 December 2014, 12:14:22 PM #23
If we're going this far back in time.......

Q) What's black and dangerous and sits in a tree?

A) A crow with a machine gun  :D

FierceKitty

01 December 2014, 12:36:07 PM #24
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out burning grass.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
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Chad

01 December 2014, 03:13:02 PM #25
For the really mature amongst us:

Q. What sings while swimming?
A. Frankie Prawn

Phil - no rush I typed this with my coat on!😜

Luddite

01 December 2014, 04:32:24 PM #26
I had no idea there were so many elephant jokes.

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Orcs

01 December 2014, 04:59:47 PM #27
Quote from: Hertsblue on 27 November 2014, 04:10:17 PM
Gawd, some of them were old when Methuselah was a lad. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be....

As you went to school with him , you sould know. :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Hertsblue

02 December 2014, 09:36:28 AM #28
Yeah, but he was a couple of years ahead of me and didn't like talking to kids.
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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DanJ

02 December 2014, 04:46:16 PM #29
My wife's all time favourite joke....

What's long and brown and sticky?

A stick.
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