Would you like more Robin Hood jokes?

I Sherwood!

Why did Friar Tuck give away his old clothes?
A monk shouldn't have any filthy habits.

When Robin Hood was broke why did he recruit the miller's son?
He realised he didn't have Much.

Robin Hood thought he was too good to iron his own shirts so he made Marion

AAAAARGH !!

We seem to have run out of these wonderful jokes, I wish someone would go out and fletch us some more

I thin you've hit the target there, arrowed right in!

Why did Robin build a bigger toilet when he move to Sherwood Forest?

Because when he arrived he only had a little John

Robin and Marion were on their honeymoon, crossing the lands on their horse, when suddenly, Robin's bowel severely irritated from the wedding feast the previous day, he stopped the horse at an inn.

"Marion" he said, "would you be so kind and see if there's a loo inside?"

"Sure my love" said Marion

She stepped inside and 2 minutes later re-appeared, saying "i'm sorry Robin, the loo is out of order"

"no worries' said Robin, " i'll just have to keep it in tights"


Anyone have a spare coat for me?

No.....Which one's yours, Peter ?
Cheers - The Cloakroom attendant.

You know, the one with the feathers and the glitter, the one nobody would wear, but cherwood




ba dum tish

You're fired ! 
So's your coat.
Cheers - Phil

 

Oh dear me, these are rather good .

It seems my fellow general has a lost of taste problem.

IanS 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you