Robin Hood

[Bodvoc]

have you heard that Robin Hood has a new girl friend called Trudy Glen?

"Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen!"

[Techno]

 

I'll go and get your coat, Bodvoc.
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

 

Get thaty coat quick Phil, before he posts anymore

[Bodvoc]

Would that be my coat of Lincoln green?

[toxicpixie]

He's fitting in well

Just like Robin into Tru.... ooooo, Matron!

[FierceKitty]

Must you go?

[Techno]

  D'OH !!! It just gets worse and worse !
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

Friar Tuck was a monk, so why did he get involved in a life of crime?
It was his habit!



How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
With a long bow!



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!



What did Robin say when he nearly got hit at the archery contest?
"That was an arrow escape!"


Its ok Phil I kept my coat on

[Techno]

Good ! 
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

And Finally as I run for the door

Q: What did the lustful maiden say to the Robin Hood?
A: "You make me quiver."

[Bodvoc]

What have I started?    

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I just wish you hadn't......


IanS

[skywalker]

 

[fsn]

Hang on, just let me write those down. "You make me quiver .." Priceless.




FSN - Cracker Jokes to the nobility

[Leman]

Never let the Rev.Spooner say Friar Tuck!