Robin Hood

[toxicpixie]

I thin you've hit the target there, arrowed right in!

[Fenton]

Why did Robin build a bigger toilet when he move to Sherwood Forest?

Because when he arrived he only had a little John

[petercooman]

Robin and Marion were on their honeymoon, crossing the lands on their horse, when suddenly, Robin's bowel severely irritated from the wedding feast the previous day, he stopped the horse at an inn.

"Marion" he said, "would you be so kind and see if there's a loo inside?"

"Sure my love" said Marion

She stepped inside and 2 minutes later re-appeared, saying "i'm sorry Robin, the loo is out of order"

"no worries' said Robin, " i'll just have to keep it in tights"


Anyone have a spare coat for me?

[Techno]

No.....Which one's yours, Peter ?
Cheers - The Cloakroom attendant.

[petercooman]

You know, the one with the feathers and the glitter, the one nobody would wear, but cherwood




ba dum tish

[Techno]

You're fired ! 
So's your coat.
Cheers - Phil

[petercooman]

 

[Steve J]

Oh dear me, these are rather good .

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

It seems my fellow general has a lost of taste problem.

IanS 

[Sandinista]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you

[Ithoriel]

"Robin."
"Yes, Marian?"
"You'll never forget me, will you?"
"No Marian, never!"
"You promise?"
"Of course, Marian."
"Robin."
"Ye-e-es?"
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"YOU B*****D! YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER FORGET ME!!!"

[Techno]

Good grief !
They're getting worse !
Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DozUf97032E

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Now that is a classic!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Good grief !
They're getting worse !
Cheers - Phil

Phil - do they ever get better.....

IanS

[Techno]

VERY occasionally, Ian.
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

When ?

IanS

[Techno]

I'm sure there have been a couple in other threads  ......Probably my memory going awol again.
Cheers - Phil