Quote from: fsn on 21 March 2014, 12:55:17 PM
Who'd have thought in those long lost distant days of 1984, when I emerged from Sheffled Uni blinking into the sun with an honours Degree in Applied Statistics clutched in my deathly white grasp, that now, 30 years later, I'd actually find a use for it deciphering the jokes on a miniature manufacturers forum?   

10 be or not 10 be; that is the binary question

Ah. That expalins it

Lies

Damn lies

and FSN

My word, there really are putting a hex on this...

Sorry I couldn't get to the bar last night chaps......Wonderful thunderstorm here last night, so I disconnected the PC form the telephone line.
(I'm not paying for another melted Modem).
Cheers - Phil

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts ... for support rather than illumination."  - Andrew Lang.

That's 92.4% correct.

78% of all statistics are made up - Abraham Lincoln

Quote from: Last Hussar on 23 March 2014, 12:36:41 AM
78% of all statistics are made up - Abraham Lincoln

.. And so are 78% of quotes - Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, Winston Churchill


Mollinary

Barman! Barman! Service! In the name of the Dark Lord's Holy Testicles! BARRRRRMANNNN!

Oh! There you are. Didn't see you standing behind that bar. I like the new hairstyle. What colour is that exactly? 

A pint of whiskey and a nip of bitter please. I've had a bad day. 

Is that a uniform they've introduced or are they your own clothes? Very unusual. Not many can wear a bow tie and chaps and make it work.

Sorry to take so long sir...we've a large party of crafters in the lounge next door...three in particular have been chewing my ear off.

Oops, do mind that elephant sir; blends right in alongside that pink wallpaper.

Quote from: get2grips on 29 March 2014, 09:49:55 PM


Oops, do mind that elephant sir; blends right in alongside that pink wallpaper.

Why is FSN talking at it and feeding it 10p's? ..No wait... now he  seems to have his ear against it ... Ahhhhh  Got it...He must be making a trunk call

I think your coat is calling you Fenton.

Quote from: fsn on 29 March 2014, 10:00:11 PM
I think your coat is calling you Fenton.

Why would his coat call him Fenton?

Oh...I see...

Fenton, get mine while you're there.

Quote from: get2grips on 29 March 2014, 09:49:55 PM
Sorry to take so long sir...we've a large party of crafters in the lounge next door...three in particular have been chewing my ear off.

Don't let them drink gin! Please don't let them drink gin!

Not another over 60's pole dancing competition!  

For the love of Milady's Good Taste Bypass, don't let them drink gin!

FSN, here you go...
Sliiiiiiiide!
Sliiiide!

Erm, these chaps are really chaffing! Can I go back to the barbed wire thong?

I think you're supposed to wear jeans under them?

By the way, you're making the elephant jealous. Kudos!