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Duke Speedy of Leighton

20 March 2014, 08:37:59 AM #1100
Watch out for the Polar Bear, he hasn't been fed in a week or two!
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Hertsblue

20 March 2014, 08:42:10 AM #1101
Haven't we told you before about keeping carnivores as pets?
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get2grips

20 March 2014, 08:51:00 AM #1102
Quote from: Hertsblue on 20 March 2014, 08:42:10 AM
Haven't we told you before about keeping carnivores as pets?

I'm sorry, but FSN will insist on eating meat :D

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

20 March 2014, 01:12:33 PM #1103
And what prey is wrong with eating meat.

Is the Polar Bear behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD" ?

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get2grips

20 March 2014, 01:22:50 PM #1104
Quote from: ianrs54 on 20 March 2014, 01:12:33 PM

Is the Polar Bear behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD" ?


Oh, you spotted that then... :D

Techno

20 March 2014, 01:44:10 PM #1105
Since when have we had a local planning department in amongst the beer barrels ?
Cheers - Phil

Fenton

20 March 2014, 01:58:57 PM #1106
Quote from: get2grips on 20 March 2014, 01:22:50 PM
Oh, you spotted that then... :D

Polar Bear behind the door marked leopard?

You Cheetah you

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get2grips

20 March 2014, 02:01:01 PM #1107
Quote from: Techno on 20 March 2014, 01:44:10 PM
Since when have we had a local planning department in amongst the beer barrels ?
Cheers - Phil

Since, what is now referred to as: "the incident."

The one involving FSN, Fenton, Mad Lemmey and the 5 gallon drum of salad cream (couldn't spell maonnai...mayonai...maionnay...salad cream it is)

Duke Speedy of Leighton

20 March 2014, 03:05:49 PM #1108
Quote from: get2grips on 20 March 2014, 02:01:01 PM
(couldn't spell maonnai...mayonai...maionnay...salad cream it is)

;D
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Techno

20 March 2014, 03:33:31 PM #1109
Quote from: get2grips on 20 March 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Since, what is now referred to as: "the incident."The one involving FSN, Fenton, Mad Lemmey and the 5 gallon drum of salad cream (couldn't spell maonnai...mayonai...maionnay...salad cream it is)

Ohhhhh.....The time when we had to call in the Professional Crime Scene Clean Up team......That memory still makes me shudder.
I'd forgotten that's the reason why fsn walks like John Wayne.  :D

fsn

20 March 2014, 04:16:55 PM #1110 Last Edit: 20 March 2014, 04:24:50 PM by fsn
I still can't look a jar of Heinz in the face.  :(

I'm still in contact with the Clean Up crew. Sent me a lovely Xmas card, and Manuel, you remember Manuel?  He's the one who look one look and then curled up in the foetal position, well, he's a lot better and has been moved to a day ward.

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Last Hussar

20 March 2014, 05:56:42 PM #1111
Quote from: ianrs54 on 20 March 2014, 01:12:33 PM
And what prey is wrong with eating meat.

IanS

Prey don't usually eat meat.  Pray get your homophones correct.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

20 March 2014, 05:57:10 PM #1112
Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 March 2014, 05:56:42 PM
Prey don't usually eat meat.  They are the meat.

Pray get your homophones correct.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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get2grips

20 March 2014, 06:09:31 PM #1113
Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 March 2014, 05:56:42 PM
get your homophones correct.

Fnarr fnarr...he said homophones... :D

Duke Speedy of Leighton

20 March 2014, 06:15:26 PM #1114
Hate to see his homographs then!
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Techno

20 March 2014, 07:23:07 PM #1115
Night, Knight Will.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

20 March 2014, 07:44:43 PM #1116
But which witch is which Techno?

*Sharpens chainsaw*

Scuse me, we need more ice, someone ordered a polar bear frappacino.
I think, there was some comments about bear behind and the ice maker being on so cold it would freeze hell.
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Techno

20 March 2014, 08:22:20 PM #1117 Last Edit: 20 March 2014, 08:31:47 PM by Techno
Those are both 'phones' aren't they ?
(Said he, starting to worry)

If you like, I'll put the dog on the lead and take a walk up to the old lead mine...... (Graph ?)
And anyway....If you chop my fingers off I won't send you pics of the new picts (Oh, come on....that nearly works) tomorrow. :P ;)

AND I WIN THE PRIZE FOR POST NUMBER........111111

Cheers - Phil

OldenBUA

20 March 2014, 08:33:15 PM #1118
Stops chandelier in mid-swing

I was just about to say that!
Water is indeed the essential ingredient of life, because without water you can't make coffee!

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

20 March 2014, 10:09:21 PM #1119
Well done Phil.
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