Quote from: fsn on 28 January 2014, 09:10:31 PM
*Pours coconut milk down harwood's neck*

Y'bad b@$tard...the only things the get poured down my neck are alcoholic...

Grabs (redundant) spray aerosol freshener from the ladies, applies judicious use of lighter-flame and burns a route through the riffraff towards the bar...

And, in poor imitation of the locals round here, "Cider I up, landlord" 

Quote from: nikharwood on 28 January 2014, 09:20:24 PM
And, in poor imitation of the locals round here, "Cider I up, landlord" 

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You b'aint from round 'ere are you my lovely...

NO GIRLY DRINKS HERE HARWOOD!

*passes cinzano and lemonade hidden in cider bottle through secret hatch in counter*

Quote from: get2grips on 28 January 2014, 09:51:51 PM
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You b'aint from round 'ere are you my lovely...

It's a fair cop, guv...

Quote from: mad lemmey on 28 January 2014, 09:53:17 PM
NO GIRLY DRINKS HERE HARWOOD!

*passes cinzano and lemonade hidden in cider bottle through secret hatch in counter*

You have tried proper Somerset cider, Will, right? The stuff you don't drink if you can see through it..? Nothing girly about that stuff 

Quote from: nikharwood on 28 January 2014, 11:06:44 PM

You have tried proper Somerset cider, Will, right? The stuff you don't drink if you can see through it..? Nothing girly about that stuff 

The Devon stuff usually has bits floating in it. Some of the bits have tails....

Quote from: nikharwood on 28 January 2014, 09:20:24 PM
And, in poor imitation of the locals round here, "Cider I up, landlord" 

Yes. That's not really how they talk in Middles Borough is it?

Quote from: fsn on 29 January 2014, 10:58:01 AM
Yes. That's not really how they talk in Middles Borough is it?

You forgot to add: "like"

Quote from: get2grips on 29 January 2014, 11:41:31 AM
You forgot to add: "like"

Sorry. That's not really how they like to talk in Middles Borough is it?

*In the spirit of "the Musketeers", flings a leather jack at the person coming through the door who is ...*

Quote from: fsn on 29 January 2014, 01:16:46 PM
*In the spirit of "the Musketeers", flings a leather jack at the person coming through the door who is ...*

... somewhat surprised!

"Zounds! How dare you, sirrah! Name your second, I will have satisfaction!"

picks  leather jacket off the floor


Wow  a free leather jacket!....Umm... do you have any without the girlie embossing on it

Oh and please dont throw coconuts at FSN you know he is a bit shy

Quote from: Fenton on 29 January 2014, 02:34:15 PM
Oh and please dont throw coconuts at FSN you know he is a bit shy

Coat

Quote from: get2grips on 29 January 2014, 02:44:06 PM
Coat

No thanks I have this new brand new leather one I found on the floor

Is Dave coming in later to buy us all a drink ?

Dave BUY a drink ??

IanS

Dave's having a really swank (well as swank as you can get in Middle Borough) party. There will be beer in glasses, not drunk from the tin and I think there may even be some girls' drinks. Gosh Fellows! Do you think that means there may even be some girls? I hope they've got some of those fancy pineapple and cheese on a stick!

Anyway, I got my invite weeks ago. I must be off, it's miles away in a place called New-Castle.

*FSN leaves. Dave arrives and starts a party.*

I'll match each and every drink you lot drink tonight! I've had q day teaching preschool and need to get annihilated!



I may even play head the 1/2 lightspeed peanut tonight, not only would it cure my headache but also mean I won't have them all day tomorrow! 

Quote from: fsn on 29 January 2014, 05:02:58 PM
Dave's having a really swank (well as swank as you can get in Middle Borough) party. There will be beer in glasses, not drunk from the tin and I think there may even be some girls' drinks. Gosh Fellows! Do you think that means there may even be some girls? I hope they've got some of those fancy pineapple and cheese on a stick!

Anyway, I got my invite weeks ago. I must be off, it's miles away in a place called New-Castle.

*FSN leaves. Dave arrives and starts a party.*

Good luck on your trip ...Its a long old flight, but once you get to Sydney its only a 2 hour drive up the coast

Quote from: mad lemmey on 29 January 2014, 05:07:42 PM
I'll match each and every drink you lot drink tonight! I've had q day teaching preschool and need to get annihilated!

Preschool?  You are mad!

I did my first TP with year 1 and in assembly I looked down to see one of em picking fluff out of my turn up (it was 1992).  I suppose your work here with FSN (aka care in the community) will put you in good stead

How's Sydney FSN???

She's fine! As are all the other ladies at this party. Don't see Dave though.

I had a nice chat with Adelaide, and over there Alice is doing acrobatics.