Quote from: petercooman on 20 January 2014, 10:02:24 PM
Why on earth did you say that out loud!!!

He'll never stop now!!

I am very VERY sorry

I think I might have been the culprit y'know...I was bored at work & sneaking a quick look at the forum on my iPad...and think I hit the Lock button on my way back into consciousness in the meeting I was in 

Mea culpa 

D'OH!

Shows that the Moderators CAN use their powers, but did you chose the wallpaper for the redecoration at the same time?

Yep - thought a whole bunch of redhead inked doll totty would be just the thing 

How did you get the pattern to line up? That's a really hard repeat!

The absinthe helped 

*having climbed back IN through toilet window R.O.T blunders in holding empty JD bottle*

Grab a cocktail ROTterand join me in the "pool" 

Quote from: Sandinista on 20 January 2014, 10:54:18 PM
Grab a cocktail ROTterand join me in the "pool" 

Hey Grips!...Look at the pool .  its a jacuzzi! ...I can see bubbless

Quote from: Fenton on 20 January 2014, 11:05:43 PM
Hey Grips!...Look at the pool .  its a jacuzzi! ...I can see bubbless

Just don't breathe in... I blame the JD

Quote from: Fenton on 20 January 2014, 11:05:43 PM
Hey Grips!...Look at the pool .  its a jacuzzi! ...I can see bubbless

Nobody, I mean NOBODY, light a match

And nobody's to open the kitchen door, in case any of the hobs are lit !!
Where's Will ?

Quote from: get2grips on 21 January 2014, 08:09:01 AM
Nobody, I mean NOBODY, light a match

Can I use my disposable lighter ?

IanS

Quote from: ianrs54 on 21 January 2014, 08:52:17 AM
Can I use my disposable lighter ?

IanS

Click...click...click...BOOM!

Quote from: Techno on 21 January 2014, 08:51:29 AM
And nobody's to open the kitchen door, in case any of the hobs are lit !!
Where's Will ?

Well, you know what they say - where there's a Will..... 

Quote from: get2grips on 21 January 2014, 08:53:46 AM
Click...click...click...BOOM!

Well Done....thats a trip down to poundland for me to buy some new knees

Leon's going to have to decorate again: didn't like the colour scheme anyway

Totally agree Gareth.....That pastel pink theme was not to my taste, at all.
Shame about the wallpaper though....Maybe Nik's still got some more.

Quote from: Techno on 21 January 2014, 09:21:57 AM

Shame about the wallpaper though....Maybe Nik's still got some more.

It's not wallpaper: he has stripy and tartan paint.

How else do you think he cranks out armes at the speed he does?

He's actually got a tartan spray-gun that requires him to change the paint-bottle every 2.3 seconds. I'm waiting for him to make a mistake...