Oooh! I like the new bar, but the smell of paint is a bit overpowering. Like the padding on all corners and the boxing ring in the centre of the snug. Not too sure about the extra large paddling pool full of scented oils though. What could that be for?

I do like the painting of Leon above the bar, and what an interesting place for a spigot.

May I try a pint of Goosestrangler please?  

Quote from: fsn on 20 January 2014, 07:13:52 PM
Oooh! I like the new bar, but the smell of paint is a bit overpowering. Like the padding on all corners and the boxing ring in the centre of the snug. Not too sure about the extra large paddling pool full of scented oils though. What could that be for?

I do like the painting of Leon above the bar, and what an interesting place for a spigot.

May I try a pint of Goosestrangler please?  

No you're Shakespeare...

Damn...barred!

"Not sure what happened there, but I've opened it up again now.  We've had a bit of a refurb, so there's a new range of cocktails, plus 37 real ales with silly names, and please try not to fall off the ridiculously oversized stools around the new poser tables." - Leon

Ooh! Bit bright in here now!

I'll have a pint of Dark Ness please barma ... barperson.

ww.lochnessbrewery.com/#!beers/cwvn

Off with me kit and slurps cocktails in the pool  

Quote from: Sandinista on 20 January 2014, 07:21:32 PM
Off with me kit and slurps cocktails in the pool  

X-box styley???

Quote from: Sandinista on 20 January 2014, 07:21:32 PM
Off with me kit and slurps cocktails in the pool  

*wonders why Sandinista is sitting in the slops bucket drinking babysham shandies, shakes head and wanders off  to talk to the innkeep*

So got any wolfs nipple chips then?

WooooW! Man I need a pint tonight, and I can't drink!  

Wolf's nipple chips, yup! Special on Aardvark's noses tonight, in honey.

 

*knocks on window from outside*

May I come back in yet?

Quote from: fsn on 20 January 2014, 07:52:36 PM
*knocks on window from outside*

May I come back in yet?

Oh go on then...so long as someone vouches for you...

Quote from: Fenton on 20 January 2014, 07:47:36 PM

So got any wolfs nipple chips then?

Get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely

Quote from: get2grips on 20 January 2014, 08:02:34 PM
Get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely

If you buy them you get called honey by Mad Lemmey..well that's what I think he said anyway

That's right duck!

Always remember first time I got off bus in Nottingham. Said "ThAnk you" to the burly tattooed bearded bus driver; he replied "Thanks me love!"

Only later did I find out this was traditional Nottingham speech!

another peanut collider please waiter  

*sends peanut at 1/4 the speed of light round a 28 mile diameter loop*

Everyone duck!

May I have a Lucozade and Night Nurse please? And one for yourself.

Who's minding the microwave tonight? I've a hankering for some of that toxic sludge you pass off as stew.

*thinks: and while I'm waiting, I'm just going to kick this pedal on Grips stool so it collapses and he spills his pint on Sandinsita.*

Ah, a free beer shampoo! The world is kind to me tonight 

Pint of Dark Ness for Ithorial. Wouldn't say that was dark and heavy, but I've been pouring it for two hours!

Sandinista, take FSN out the microwave, it took ages to clean last time!
Use the blender instead.

Who vouched for FSN???

He told me you did!