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fsn

09 January 2014, 09:27:15 PM #510
If they're not filming a weird remake of "the fly", that's very sad. 
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Techno

09 January 2014, 09:31:01 PM #511
Quote from: mad lemmey on 09 January 2014, 08:02:32 PM
Anyone got any two stroke oil, haven't used this chainsaw in years?

Yep...Lots....and the chain oil....But I was too much of a coward to use it yesterday.
Rather large bit of tree overhanging road that had been trashed by the gales....

I went up the ladder and used a hand saw.....I'm FAR too accident prone to trust myself using a chainsaw, without both feet on the ground......And even then Mrs T has to supervise me.  ;)  ;D
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

09 January 2014, 10:01:00 PM #512
Quote from: fsn on 09 January 2014, 09:27:15 PM
If they're not filming a weird remake of "the fly", that's very sad. 
It was his Halloween costume!
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Maenoferren

10 January 2014, 12:00:00 AM #513
Quote from: mad lemmey on 09 January 2014, 08:14:07 PM


This tickled me after today's silliness!
you let that tickle you... you are totally wierd man  ;D ;D ;D
runs off to find the two stroke oil in my man drawer to put on the floor to ensure anyone who tries to hit me ends up slipping up.
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Hertsblue

10 January 2014, 09:10:52 AM #514
Quote from: mad lemmey on 09 January 2014, 08:14:07 PM



RSC classical actor in lobster costume - no wonder he looks totally p****d off!
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

19 January 2014, 09:27:25 AM #515
Cinzano, eight one litre bottles, check.
Three gross Babycham.
Three magnums of Bailey's...
Seven hundred and twenty packs of pork scratchings...
Half a lager... Must be Nik's.
Oh, and a curly Wurly.

Yep, that's the preorders sorted for a quiet lunchtime
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fsn

19 January 2014, 09:30:14 AM #516
Haven't you forgotten to urinate on the bar peanuts?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

19 January 2014, 09:33:58 AM #517
Nah, can't stand presoaked. They use artificial badger urine these days. Would you like to try these free range skunk scented cashews instead?
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fsn

19 January 2014, 09:40:03 AM #518
Don't you have any Brie and Rocket crisps?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

get2grips

19 January 2014, 09:55:36 AM #519
Quote from: fsn on 19 January 2014, 09:30:14 AM
Haven't you forgotten to urinate on the bar peanuts?

Apparently they are anyway from people not washing their hands :-& :-& :-&

Duke Speedy of Leighton

19 January 2014, 10:00:03 AM #520
Quote from: fsn on 19 January 2014, 09:40:03 AM
Don't you have any Brie and Rocket crisps?

Bit posh aren't they?  How about cheesy bunion flavour? Or spam, eggs, spam, spam and spam...
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Fenton

19 January 2014, 10:02:46 AM #521
Quote from: mad lemmey on 19 January 2014, 10:00:03 AM
Bit posh aren't they?  How about cheesy bunion flavour? Or spam, eggs, spam, spam and spam...

Looking at the menu FSN it says he has a toad in his hole maybe you could try that
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republic of tolworth

19 January 2014, 10:09:01 AM #522
Right I've had enough of this rubbish!

I want a pint of babycham and a pack of ewok flakes! I've waited over a week for those!

I don't want 'weird' stuff like brie and sodding rocket crisps.

And these peanuts taste 'funny'  :-\
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

19 January 2014, 10:18:36 AM #523
*Throws cheese grater and whole ewok at Republic of Tolworth.*
Can't get flakes, would you mind grating your own? When you've finished, feel free to use the grater destructively...

Do you want ice in the babycham?
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republic of tolworth

19 January 2014, 10:34:32 AM #524
Grate my own ewok!

Now that's what I call service  :D

And yeh ice a  slice and an umbrella if you got one. Don't want to forget all the trimmings.

*gleeful sounds of live ewok grating in background along with contented humming*
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