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fsn

04 December 2013, 10:13:35 PM #30
Ooo No. FSN keeps the Centurions. FSN likes the Centurions. Pendraken not send Centurions anywhere else. FSN wants all the pretty shiny Centurions. Wants them all. Wants them all to keep and to count and to line them up in all their prettiness ....

Time for one of the marmalade pills that smells of unachieved desires and tastes of of an LS Lowry painting.

Good night everyone, good night. 
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sebigboss79

04 December 2013, 10:13:55 PM #31
Quote from: petercooman on 04 December 2013, 10:05:32 PM
Why the sale of centurions would go through the roof!

People would buy they just to shut him up  ;D ;D ;D


I like my pills oval by the way!

I assume these are blue?  :D

petercooman

04 December 2013, 10:22:36 PM #32
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 04 December 2013, 10:13:55 PM
I assume these are blue?  :D

They are dissapointingly white   ;D

FierceKitty

05 December 2013, 01:56:08 AM #33
The blue ones are quadrilateral, not oval. As every gynophilic man here will learn if he lives long enough.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

FierceKitty

05 December 2013, 01:56:50 AM #34
Quote from: FierceKitty on 05 December 2013, 01:56:08 AM
The blue ones are quadrilateral, not oval. As every gynophilic man here will learn if he lives long enough.
Most androphiles too, come to think of it.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

FierceKitty

05 December 2013, 01:57:29 AM #35
And if there are any Australians here....
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

05 December 2013, 07:37:27 AM #36
Quote from: fsn on 04 December 2013, 09:26:02 PM
I got one stuck up my nose once.

=O =O =O =O =O
Did it work any faster ? ;)
Cheers - Phil.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

05 December 2013, 07:49:02 AM #37
Nothing up the nose, just antidepressants here...
Although I did once snort tequila as a bet, yowie!  :o
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petercooman

05 December 2013, 10:36:27 AM #38
Lol if you really wanna go bonkers, i once ate an entire box of frisk mints for a bet.

I hear you thinking, that's not so bad, well IT IS! Felt like the whole doddamn artic went went through my throat  :o

Hertsblue

05 December 2013, 03:37:48 PM #39
If you're the sort who enjoys sadistic pleasures, bet someone they can't drink a pint of beer with a teaspoon. But be prepared to carry him (or her) home.  ;)
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Orcs

05 December 2013, 05:54:05 PM #40
Quote from: Hertsblue on 05 December 2013, 03:37:48 PM
If you're the sort who enjoys sadistic pleasures, bet someone they can't drink a pint of beer with a teaspoon. But be prepared to carry him (or her) home.  ;)

How on earth did you find that out ?  And did you use it to your advantage  :d
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Techno

05 December 2013, 07:24:11 PM #41
Quote from: Hertsblue on 05 December 2013, 03:37:48 PM
If you're the sort who enjoys sadistic pleasures, bet someone they can't drink a pint of beer with a teaspoon. But be prepared to carry him (or her) home.  ;)
Not heard that one before....But heard that it's a daft idea to drink/suck beer, etc through a straw...Never tried it....Don't know if there's any truth in it either.
Are we on to old wives tales here ?
Cheers - Phil.

Leon

05 December 2013, 07:35:46 PM #42
Quote from: Techno on 05 December 2013, 07:24:11 PM
Not heard that one before....But heard that it's a daft idea to drink/suck beer, etc through a straw...Never tried it....Don't know if there's any truth in it either.
Are we on to old wives tales here ?
Cheers - Phil.

We used to get loads of people coming up to the bar asking for straws because it 'gets you drunk quicker' but as far as I know it makes no difference whatsoever, aside from any possible placebo affect maybe?
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

05 December 2013, 07:53:53 PM #43
Quote from: Techno on 05 December 2013, 07:24:11 PM
Not heard that one before....But heard that it's a daft idea to drink/suck beer, etc through a straw...Never tried it....Don't know if there's any truth in it either.
Are we on to old wives tales here ?
Cheers - Phil.

We need a volunteer to try it...  ;D
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petercooman

05 December 2013, 10:08:43 PM #44
I only drink vodka so i'm out..
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