100k

[fsn]

What, African or European?

[FierceKitty]

I make no pretence to speaking any Mesoamerican lingo. Indeed, I'm losing hope of ever commanding one of their armies, at that.  Anyway, hope you all enjoy 5th December, which is our King's birthday and a time of some partying over here.

[get2grips]

What, African or European?

Laden or unladen???

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I make no pretence to speaking any Mesoamerican lingo. Indeed, I'm losing hope of ever commanding one of their armies, at that.  Anyway, hope you all enjoy 5th December, which is our King's birthday and a time of some partying over here.

Have a great day.

[Leon]

Surely we (the sultanas in the Pendraken Christmas pudding)...
I think that we (the plastic rings in the Pendraken crackers)...

I have to say that I find your metaphors both insane and brilliant.  Many times I've sat in front of the computer and attempted to devise some of my own, but they always pale into insignificance. 

[fsn]

Why, thank you.

[sebigboss79]

Maybe the Gentleman would be inclined to volunteer as Pendraken PR spokesman and advertising genius? 

[Techno]

I think that would have to depend on which colour pills he's taken on that particular day. 
Cheers - Phil.

[fsn]

Stripey ones! They're my favourite.

I got one stuck up my nose once.

[petercooman]

Maybe the Gentleman would be inclined to volunteer as Pendraken PR spokesman and advertising genius? 

Why the sale of centurions would go through the roof!

People would buy they just to shut him up 


I like my pills oval by the way!

[fsn]

Ooo No. FSN keeps the Centurions. FSN likes the Centurions. Pendraken not send Centurions anywhere else. FSN wants all the pretty shiny Centurions. Wants them all. Wants them all to keep and to count and to line them up in all their prettiness ....

Time for one of the marmalade pills that smells of unachieved desires and tastes of of an LS Lowry painting.

Good night everyone, good night. 

[sebigboss79]

Why the sale of centurions would go through the roof!

People would buy they just to shut him up 


I like my pills oval by the way!

I assume these are blue? 

[petercooman]

I assume these are blue? 

They are dissapointingly white   

[FierceKitty]

The blue ones are quadrilateral, not oval. As every gynophilic man here will learn if he lives long enough.

[FierceKitty]

The blue ones are quadrilateral, not oval. As every gynophilic man here will learn if he lives long enough.

Most androphiles too, come to think of it.

[FierceKitty]

And if there are any Australians here....

[Techno]

I got one stuck up my nose once.

Did it work any faster ?
Cheers - Phil.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Nothing up the nose, just antidepressants here...
Although I did once snort tequila as a bet, yowie! 

[petercooman]

Lol if you really wanna go bonkers, i once ate an entire box of frisk mints for a bet.

I hear you thinking, that's not so bad, well IT IS! Felt like the whole doddamn artic went went through my throat 

[Hertsblue]

If you're the sort who enjoys sadistic pleasures, bet someone they can't drink a pint of beer with a teaspoon. But be prepared to carry him (or her) home.