Chuck Norris facts

[Leon]

From what Gordon wrote...It sounds as though he 'died' in all of them !
Cheers - Phil.

Hehe, wood can't die... 

[Techno]

It can rot though ! 
Cheers - Phil.

[ryman1]

Chuck Norris died last night, good news is he's back at work today

When Chuck Norris falls into water he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he understands is surprise

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse under the chin, it's descendants are known as giraffes

Alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris chases down his echoes and dares them to answer back

The only thing Chuck Norris can't break is Justin Beibers voice

Good topic sebigboss!

[sebigboss79]

Chuck Norris died ten years ago! Death just does not have the balls to tell him.

Chuck Norris is selling his chest hair. Commoners know it as Kevlar.

Chuck Norris is selling his pee. We know it as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares at them until they tell him what he wants to know.

Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door....

[GordonY]

Chuck Norris is a legend in World of Warcraft, if more than 5 mins goes by without one of those popping up in general chat than you know that youve been disconnected.

[Techno]

Now....Stop it, the lot of you.
If this keeps up, I'm going to have to borrow/hire/find a dvd/movie with him in it....Just to see how dreadful his acting is !
Personally, from what you've all said, I'd rather not waste my time doing this.
Cheers - Phil.

[ronan]

(...)
If this keeps up, I'm going to have to borrow/hire/find a dvd/movie with him in it....Just to see how dreadful his acting is !
Personally, from what you've all said, I'd rather not waste my time doing this.
(...)

in french, but you'll get the idea just watching at the pics :
http://www.nanarland.com/acteurs/Main.php?id_acteur=chucknorris
You MUST look at one of his movies. You must... 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I'll see your Chuck Norris...

[mollinary]

Great post Lemmey!   Christopher Lee really is a force of nature!  "Summer is a comin' in, loudly sing cuckoo!".  Still raises the hairs on the back of my neck.

Mollinary

[sebigboss79]

Chuck Norris speaks only one language: Roundhouse kicks. Universally understood since 1940.
At first there was nothing, then a roundhouse kick brought order to Chaos.


But it is certainly understood that Christopher Lee is yet another League.

[Techno]

Talk about coincidences.

When I was scrolling through images of the 66mm LAW yesterday....Whose face did I recognize ?
Yes....There was Chuck !
Cheers - Phil.

[sebigboss79]

Chuck was an Airforce MP....I would not want to mess with him....

[Last Hussar]

Chuck Norris makes his mummy check under the bed for Christopher Lee.

[sebigboss79]

Chuck Norris makes his mummy check under the bed for Christopher Lee.

Why North Korea is f..cked...

[nikharwood]