Chuck Norris facts

[sebigboss79]

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[sebigboss79]

Chuck Norris does not buy honey - he is chewing a bee nest.

There is no theory of evolution - just a list of beings Chuck Norris still allows to live.

God said there shall be light. Chuck Norris replied: Say please!

[petercooman]

Great pic 

[Techno]

I know he's an actor...Heard his name mentioned loads of times....But I can't remember ever seeing a film he was in.
Are they any good ?
Cheers - Phil

[petercooman]

If you have seen one you have seen them all, chuck always wins 

[GordonY]

Are they any good??

To answer that, think of the Rambo movies, but with even poorer acting.

[sebigboss79]

Chuck Norris does not act!

Well..they are Rambo-like thats true enough and most have Vietnam as a topic. Or martial arts of some sort. If you like Action then give it a try. He is a cool dude actually.

[Techno]

To answer that, think of the Rambo movies, but with even poorer acting.

Oh !........I get the idea.
Cheers - Phil.

[Hertsblue]

No - still can't place him. 

[GordonY]

this help??

[Techno]

So, I haven't missed anything then.
Good.
Cheers - Phil.

[Chad]

He doesn't always win. Bruce Lee gave him a pasting in Way of the Dragon. They fought in the Colisseum in Rome.


Chad

[Leon]

He doesn't always win. Bruce Lee gave him a pasting in Way of the Dragon. They fought in the Colisseum in Rome.

And the only time Chuck Norris has died in a film.

[Techno]

And the only time Chuck Norris has died in a film.

From what Gordon wrote...It sounds as though he 'died' in all of them !
Cheers - Phil.

[sebigboss79]

No, but his middle name is "death".

Cheers
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[Leon]

From what Gordon wrote...It sounds as though he 'died' in all of them !
Cheers - Phil.

Hehe, wood can't die... 

[Techno]

It can rot though ! 
Cheers - Phil.

[ryman1]

Chuck Norris died last night, good news is he's back at work today

When Chuck Norris falls into water he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he understands is surprise

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse under the chin, it's descendants are known as giraffes

Alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris chases down his echoes and dares them to answer back

The only thing Chuck Norris can't break is Justin Beibers voice

Good topic sebigboss!

[sebigboss79]

Chuck Norris died ten years ago! Death just does not have the balls to tell him.

Chuck Norris is selling his chest hair. Commoners know it as Kevlar.

Chuck Norris is selling his pee. We know it as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares at them until they tell him what he wants to know.

Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door....

[GordonY]

Chuck Norris is a legend in World of Warcraft, if more than 5 mins goes by without one of those popping up in general chat than you know that youve been disconnected.