Chuck Norris facts

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Techno

20 March 2013, 02:26:27 PM #20
Now....Stop it, the lot of you. ;)
If this keeps up, I'm going to have to borrow/hire/find a dvd/movie with him in it....Just to see how dreadful his acting is !
Personally, from what you've all said, I'd rather not waste my time doing this. :P
Cheers - Phil. ;D ;D ;D

ronan

20 March 2013, 06:28:12 PM #21
Quote from: Techno on 20 March 2013, 02:26:27 PM
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If this keeps up, I'm going to have to borrow/hire/find a dvd/movie with him in it....Just to see how dreadful his acting is !
Personally, from what you've all said, I'd rather not waste my time doing this. :P
(...)

;D
in french, but you'll get the idea just watching at the pics :
http://www.nanarland.com/acteurs/Main.php?id_acteur=chucknorris
You MUST look at one of his movies. You must...  :D

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

25 March 2013, 09:22:36 PM #22


I'll see your Chuck Norris...
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mollinary

25 March 2013, 10:00:24 PM #23
Great post Lemmey!   Christopher Lee really is a force of nature!  "Summer is a comin' in, loudly sing cuckoo!".  Still raises the hairs on the back of my neck.

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sebigboss79

26 March 2013, 11:06:59 AM #24
Chuck Norris speaks only one language: Roundhouse kicks. Universally understood since 1940.
At first there was nothing, then a roundhouse kick brought order to Chaos.


But it is certainly understood that Christopher Lee is yet another League.

Techno

26 March 2013, 11:38:30 AM #25
Talk about coincidences.

When I was scrolling through images of the 66mm LAW yesterday....Whose face did I recognize ?
Yes....There was Chuck !
Cheers - Phil.

sebigboss79

26 March 2013, 02:55:46 PM #26
Chuck was an Airforce MP....I would not want to mess with him....

Last Hussar

11 April 2013, 12:18:22 AM #27
Chuck Norris makes his mummy check under the bed for Christopher Lee.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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sebigboss79

11 April 2013, 08:23:28 AM #28 Last Edit: 11 April 2013, 09:13:24 AM by nikharwood
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 April 2013, 12:18:22 AM
Chuck Norris makes his mummy check under the bed for Christopher Lee.

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nikharwood

12 April 2013, 07:16:45 PM #29

Techno

13 April 2013, 06:53:32 AM #30
 :o ;D ;D ;D

nikharwood

03 July 2013, 10:47:37 PM #31

sebigboss79

04 July 2013, 08:51:04 AM #32 Last Edit: 04 July 2013, 06:55:53 PM by nikharwood
 :D

Last Hussar

04 July 2013, 07:43:56 PM #33
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

CHUCK NORRIS IS A BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE.

He's NEVER responded.

I think he's scared.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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sebigboss79

04 July 2013, 07:46:28 PM #34
I would not want to mess with the last Hussar either  :-\

nikharwood

07 March 2014, 11:09:56 PM #35

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07 March 2014, 11:35:43 PM #36
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fsn

08 March 2014, 08:19:35 AM #37
I always thought the most frightening thing about Chuck Norris was his inability to act. Much prefer Bruce Lee.

The cat acts better than he does here ....

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paulr

08 March 2014, 07:25:03 PM #38
Quote from: fsn on 08 March 2014, 08:19:35 AM
I always thought the most frightening thing about Chuck Norris was his inability to act. Much prefer Bruce Lee.

The cat acts better than he does here ....

His best acting is when Bruce gives him back his jacket  ;D
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