Chuck Norris facts

[sebigboss79]

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[sebigboss79]

Chuck Norris does not buy honey - he is chewing a bee nest.

There is no theory of evolution - just a list of beings Chuck Norris still allows to live.

God said there shall be light. Chuck Norris replied: Say please!

[petercooman]

Great pic 

[Techno]

I know he's an actor...Heard his name mentioned loads of times....But I can't remember ever seeing a film he was in.
Are they any good ?
Cheers - Phil

[petercooman]

If you have seen one you have seen them all, chuck always wins 

[GordonY]

Are they any good??

To answer that, think of the Rambo movies, but with even poorer acting.

[sebigboss79]

Chuck Norris does not act!

Well..they are Rambo-like thats true enough and most have Vietnam as a topic. Or martial arts of some sort. If you like Action then give it a try. He is a cool dude actually.

[Techno]

To answer that, think of the Rambo movies, but with even poorer acting.

Oh !........I get the idea.
Cheers - Phil.

[Hertsblue]

No - still can't place him. 

[GordonY]

this help??

[Techno]

So, I haven't missed anything then.
Good.
Cheers - Phil.

[Chad]

He doesn't always win. Bruce Lee gave him a pasting in Way of the Dragon. They fought in the Colisseum in Rome.


Chad

[Leon]

He doesn't always win. Bruce Lee gave him a pasting in Way of the Dragon. They fought in the Colisseum in Rome.

And the only time Chuck Norris has died in a film.

[Techno]

And the only time Chuck Norris has died in a film.

From what Gordon wrote...It sounds as though he 'died' in all of them !
Cheers - Phil.

[sebigboss79]

No, but his middle name is "death".

Cheers
R