The Fourth Rabbit Joke!

Started by Duke Speedy of Leighton, 30 January 2013, 08:01:36 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Turn round to your mate, put your hands behing your head, at ear height, and clap, repeatedly.
"What's this?"
"Rabbit on a motorcycle!"

(Works better in real life!)
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Techno

I think it probably would Lemmey.

One of my favourite jokes involves a bear and a rabbit waking up (not together, I hasten to add...No smutty innuendo here) after Winter, and going for a poo in the woods.
Sadly...It's a very visual, and it just wouldn't work written down.

If anyone knows the punchline, they're welcome to plonk it down. ;)
Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

"Look," says the rabbit, "it's the Pope!"
"Oh he does go in woods!" Said the bear.


Well that's the punchline I know. :)
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