The Third Rabbit Joke!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Hit a rabbit the other day on the way to work, the next car behind me was my mate Kate, who is a vet.
She cuddled the stricken creature in her arms, knowing every breath could be it's last.
There was nothing we could do, it was basically, dead.

The next car to pull up was Dave, the local barber. He saw what was going on, reached into his bag, and pulled out an aerosol spray.
Quickly, he squirted the rabbit all over with the spray.
Suddenly the rabbit sprung up, and bounded off up the verge.
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Then it turned and waved.
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Wave. Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Wave. Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Wave. Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Wave.
Kate turned to Dave "What on EARTH was that?"
"Hair restorer, with permanent wave!"

[Techno]

You twit !!
Appalling !!  .......But it made me snigger, Lemmey.
Cheers - Phil

[nikharwood]

G-r-o-a-n.. 

[Tommy Atkins]

  I was fine until I got to Permanent wave.

[Chad]

and I thought mine was bad! 

Chad

[Hertsblue]