What would you get Matt Ward for Christmas?

[GordonY]

a 1/48th scale Mark IV Male tank to remind them where they got the "inspiration" for the Land Raider (TM)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

An explanation of this:

Where does that downward spike come from?  

Which is very different to their own 'Investor Relations' page!

[GordonY]

Probably coincides with the introduction of "Shitecast (TM)"

[Vulpine]

GordonY, BP25, Mark IVMale Tank, added.
MadLemmy, I think you wanna get Ward some Shares?

At the moment Matt Wards Xmas list looks like this...

1) Crayola Crayons and Note pad (to jot down his ideas) - From Vulpine
2) Hair Cut - Paid in full by Petercooman
3) 3rd Ed 40k rule book - From Nik
4) 50p credit note for GW (expired 16/12/87) - From Techno
5) A set of Fantasy/Sci-fi DVDs that GW have 'borrowed'  idia's from. - From Si
6) Pandrakens BP25, Mark IV Male Tank - From GordonY
7) 1 Share in Games Workshop Group PLC - From MadLemmy
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You must get involved!

[Vulpine]

Probably coincides with the introduction of "Shitecast (TM)"

Change your gift to some green stuff so Ward can fill all his air bubbles and miss casts!

[Luddite]

Number 5 is going to be a VERY expensive gift...

[Vulpine]

What would you get him Lud?

[Techno]

Number 5 is going to be a VERY expensive gift...

Depending on what's on offer at the time, I can pick some virtually new ones from the local market from £1-50 to £2.00
(The lady that sells them, seems to buy DVDs by the armful....watch them once....and if she's not really impressed, the DVDs go straight on the stall.)
Which reminds me 'V'...
She's got wodges of Dr Who memorabilia.....Anything you're particularly after, if you're into that sort of thing ?
Cheers - Phil.

[Vulpine]

Depending on what's on offer at the time, I can pick some virtually new ones from the local market from £1-50 to £2.00
(The lady that sells them, seems to buy DVDs by the armful....watch them once....and if she's not really impressed, the DVDs go straight on the stall.)
Which reminds me 'V'...
She's got wodges of Dr Who memorabilia.....Anything you're particularly after, if you're into that sort of thing ?
Cheers - Phil.

Not really. I'm trying to save up to get ALL the rest of Tom bakers episodes

[Techno]

I'll keep an eye out in the DVD boxes then, and let you know if I spot any.
Cheers - Phil.

[i_am_win]

How about one of these?
It's a euthanasia kit to symbolise the death of 40K as we knew it.......

[Vulpine]

1) Crayola Crayons and Note pad (to jot down his ideas) - From Vulpine
2) Hair Cut - Paid in full by Petercooman
3) 3rd Ed 40k rule book - From Nik
4) 50p credit note for GW (expired 16/12/87) - From Techno
5) A set of Fantasy/Sci-fi DVDs that GW have 'borrowed'  idia's from. - From Si
6) Pandrakens BP25, Mark IV Male Tank - From GordonY
7) 1 Share in Games Workshop Group PLC - From MadLemmy
8 ) Eathanasia kit (for 40k) from I_am_win
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[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Think that last one might be taken the wrong way as being in poor taste.

[Vulpine]

That's true.... I_am_win, think of something els?

[i_am_win]

Think that last one might be taken the wrong way as being in poor taste.

Hey, that was the least crude and offensive gift I thought of!
OOoohh, OK then you got me (Why does everyone spoil my crimbo fun?!) Poor taste? Me?! 

OK, I'd get him some of these suitably titled foods in a hamper, seeing as it's christmas...