Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Matt J

19 January 2013, 09:30:52 AM #240
done that myself techno. Bonfire in garden picked up the petrol instead of the diesel  #-o had shorts on so instant imac effect.
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Hertsblue

19 January 2013, 10:38:21 AM #241
My father-in-law removed the petrol pump from his car, forgot he'd done it and tried to start the engine. All our wedding photos show him with his bandaged hands behind his back.  ;D
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

19 January 2013, 10:55:03 AM #242
Sometimes I wonder how the human race ever got off the Serengeti!
  Then I realize we didn't leave, the other animals threw us out in embarrassment!
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nikharwood

02 March 2013, 06:58:14 PM #243 Last Edit: 02 March 2013, 06:59:59 PM by nikharwood
C'mon then y'feckers - 'bout time we had another rumble...

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Gonna set this town alight"

Techno

02 March 2013, 07:40:14 PM #244
What ?......You want me to have another bonfire and blow myself up again ?
Pass the scotch Nik.......NOT TOO CLOSE TO THE FLAMES !!

Hertsblue

02 March 2013, 07:55:31 PM #245
Well, they do call it fire-water.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

02 March 2013, 08:31:11 PM #246
Have they noticed that they've been drinking watered down cold tea for months?
Oh, don't drink the water either...
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Sandinista

02 March 2013, 08:54:40 PM #247


here we go then  8)

Techno

02 March 2013, 09:19:33 PM #248
Quote from: mad lemmey on 02 March 2013, 08:31:11 PM
Oh, don't drink the water either...

It's spelled ETHER will.....Not either  ;) Sheesh !

Last Hussar

02 March 2013, 11:57:58 PM #249
[Picks up the baseball bat called 'Piecemaker']

C'mon then!  Any Gooners in?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

28 May 2013, 06:23:14 PM #250
How to restart the bar fight:

I REALLY enjoyed my day off today, I love half term! :D

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Techno

28 May 2013, 06:54:44 PM #251
Hah !!

I didn't even get yesterday off !....Holidays/days off are things that happen to other people....(Excluding that nice Mr Leon, who appears to take even less time off than I do.)
Isn't it time bank holidays were banned ? (Where's the little emoticon that shows someone trying to stir things even more)  :P

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Leon

28 May 2013, 07:37:44 PM #252
Quote from: mad lemmey on 28 May 2013, 06:23:14 PM
I REALLY enjoyed my day off today, I love half term! :D

Bah, pesky teachers...!  :P

I've got quite a few teacher friends, and they all get very defensive when anyone mentions how much holiday time they get, but then as soon as it gets to July, they're straight on Facebook with "Looking forward to 6 weeks off work...!"

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

28 May 2013, 07:40:33 PM #253
Thirteen weeks unpaid a year!

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Last Hussar

05 June 2013, 08:51:02 PM #254
<starts handing out the pool cues>
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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