Forum barfight

[nikharwood]

Fecking lightweights...all gone to bed, have we ladies?

(downs lager, moves towards the bottle of the good stuff, with intent)

[Leon]

I only got in from work an hour ago, so I'm concentrating on eating before drinking.  Have we got any crisps left behind the bar?

[nikharwood]

No mate - sorry...but you could ask for that packet of dry roasted peanuts that's top-left on the card - in the hope that you buying it will reveal a bit more of the totty underneath 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Listen, I've spent ages renovationg the place, don't trash it too soon!

Do you like the new water feature (as I hold your head under it).

[Hertsblue]

The only water-feature in this place is in the loo....

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Oh is THAT what it's for...

[Hertsblue]

Other than what's in the beer.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[republic of tolworth]

Sneaks in and puts Exlaxs in whisky and settles down near bar with warming mulled wine.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

The only reason it's warming is because Techno has set fire to your chair!

[Techno]

I never !
Some big boys came in and did that, and then ran away.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That's your excuse, but explain the scorch marks...

No, actually, don't!

[Techno]

What....The ones from the time I engulfed myself in a petrol fireball ?
Definitely my crowning glory in being Mr Accident-Prone.

Cheers - Anne Idiot ('Cos the above's true.)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

ooops! sorry 

[Techno]

 

There wasn't any damage done Lemmey....Which was very fortunate..
I did something particularly stupid !
Just the smell of singed hair and eyebrows.....And my better half shouting "What the hell was that," when she heard a loud " WHOOMPH" as the petrol ignited.
Would have made a brilliant photo ! 

Cheers - Phil