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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Fenton

10 August 2012, 06:22:18 PM #20
Now calm down please. The floor has just been given a fresh coat of armypainter sorry varnish and I have brought  Pimms,Babysham and an introductory game of Flames of War for everyone to partake in
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Leon

10 August 2012, 06:23:21 PM #21
Quote from: Fenton on 10 August 2012, 06:22:18 PM
...Pimms,Babysham and an introductory game of Flames of War for everyone to partake in

Well it's all gonna kick off now...
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Last Hussar

10 August 2012, 06:26:50 PM #22
Throws a dagger, pinning the FoW to the table.
"IABSM you cur."
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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sebigboss79

10 August 2012, 06:29:07 PM #23
Unpacks M41A pulse rifle ...

cocks  .44 Magnus (he most Powerful handgun in the world)

"Go ahead you armypainters, make my day"

mollinary

10 August 2012, 06:34:59 PM #24
Before I was just amused............. Now I'm ANGRY!!!!  :d =) :d :d 8)
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Techno

10 August 2012, 06:35:50 PM #25
Pulls dagger out of table.....At third attempt.

"Someone will have to explain these rules then....
Can I put the gun down now, it's getting heavy ?"

mollinary

10 August 2012, 06:41:17 PM #26
I've got the dice,  "Are you feeling lucky, punk?  Well, are you?"
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Leon

10 August 2012, 06:42:39 PM #27
This is starting to sound like my previous employment in Manchester...
www.pendraken.co.uk - Now home to over 10,000 products, including nearly 5000 items for 10mm wargaming, plus MDF bases, Battlescale buildings, I-94 decals, Litko Gaming Aids, Militia Miniatures, Raiden Miniatures 1/285th aircraft, Red Vectors MDF products, Vallejo paints, Tiny Tin Troops flags and much, much more!

sebigboss79

10 August 2012, 06:51:45 PM #28
Quote from: Leon on 10 August 2012, 06:42:39 PM
This is starting to sound like my previous employment in Manchester...

Manchester...says it all  8)

Duke Speedy of Leighton

10 August 2012, 07:14:19 PM #29
Starts second drink, nods knowingly at the bouncers, then places bets with the barman...
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Luddite

10 August 2012, 07:35:42 PM #30
Quiet in here tonight...
http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

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Techno

10 August 2012, 07:55:07 PM #31
What time's the quiz starting ?

mollinary

10 August 2012, 07:57:51 PM #32
And that's when it all kicked off!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

10 August 2012, 08:17:33 PM #33
Barmaid leans over the car to respectable couple who have just entered: "Brawling or non-brawling sir and madam?"
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mollinary

10 August 2012, 08:20:41 PM #34
And exactly whose car did she lean over?
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Fenton

10 August 2012, 08:25:50 PM #35
Quote from: Techno on 10 August 2012, 07:55:07 PM
What time's the quiz starting ?

When Cardinal Fang finally shows up

Maybe thats the Car that the barmaid is leaning over and thats why the quiz hasnt started yet
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

10 August 2012, 08:32:06 PM #36
Dashed predictive text, it was meant to be bar not car!
But he she scratches mine again...
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Techno

10 August 2012, 08:33:33 PM #37
Who's round is it ?

While we wait then... try this one.......

Make a stack of 9 two pence pieces...

Now.....Lay one of each of the coins 'of the realm' flat on the table in front of the stack.
So you should have  a 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1 and a £2 piece.....FLAT on the table.

Now....Without standing any of the 'flat' coins up.

Which coin, do you reckon, comes exactly to the same height (as near as dammit) as the stack of 2p's ?

Now check it, and see which coin really IS the same height.
Bet most of you get it wrong....unless you've seen it before. ;)

Fenton

10 August 2012, 08:37:03 PM #38
Quote from: Techno on 10 August 2012, 08:33:33 PM
Who's round is it ?

Make a stack of 9 two pence pieces...


Oh to be rich...
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

mollinary

10 August 2012, 08:40:55 PM #39
Unless you've already had ten pints,     Who cares? They are all worth a peanut (it used to be peanuts, but inflation........).
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